Yo mama jokes

[Alexander_Rijav]

Yo mama's so ghetto, she does drive by shootings on the bus   

[Pokedude]

Yo Mama's so fat when she jumps in the pool her splash actually does damage ( Splash is a move in Pokemon which doesnt do anything to anybody)  :P

[.James]

Yo momma's so stupid/fat, when I asked her about her weight, I thought she told me her phonenumber.

[.Mario.]

yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

[beLTa]

Yo mama so fat cuz love to eat burgers and pizzas..

[EndriSoprano]

Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt

[Tiny]

Yo mama so fat only NASA has reached the top.

[Twister]

Yo mama so fat when I was thinking of her I broke my neck.

[Brian]

Yo' momma so fat, when she joins Argonath we think theres a DDos attack.

[.Ganton.]

Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't even need wi-fi, she is already worldwide!

[Brian]

Yo' momma so ugly, if we use a skin mod of her everyone in the server gets opcodes.

[Alexander_Rijav]

Yo mama's so poor she goes protesting with ALP

[ssaammee]

Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

[Ramis]

Yo mama so fat ,when she climbs on the mountain , nothing happens

[zsmis]

Yo mama so ugly,she turned medusa to stone