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on: July 11, 2014, 11:39:07 pm
Yo mama so fat, when she listens to Dubstep, the bass it literally drops

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Reply #1 on: July 11, 2014, 11:40:56 pm
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the sea the whales start singing, " WE ARE A FAMILY"


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Reply #2 on: July 12, 2014, 10:46:25 am
Yo mama so fat when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up


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Reply #3 on: July 12, 2014, 10:48:27 am
Yo mama so fat, she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight.

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Reply #4 on: July 12, 2014, 10:54:56 am
Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale


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Reply #5 on: July 12, 2014, 10:57:03 am
Yo mama is so dark, she drinks water and pees coffee.

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Reply #6 on: July 12, 2014, 10:58:19 am
Yo mama so ugly,at the strip club people paid her to keep her clothes on  :bananarock:


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Reply #7 on: July 12, 2014, 11:00:44 am
Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions  :lol:


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Reply #8 on: July 12, 2014, 11:14:57 am
Yo mama so poor, i had to break in to your house to give her money


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Reply #9 on: July 12, 2014, 11:20:38 am
Yo mama so fat that she needs her own post code.


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Lawyers for the bois nep? :thonk:

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Reply #10 on: July 12, 2014, 11:30:26 am
Yo mama so poor,she entered her gmail account just to eat the spam


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Reply #11 on: July 12, 2014, 11:45:48 am
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote


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Reply #12 on: July 12, 2014, 12:11:25 pm
Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV I missed 4 germany goals

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Reply #13 on: July 12, 2014, 12:25:43 pm
Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live


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Reply #14 on: July 12, 2014, 12:30:29 pm
Yo mama so poor, she can't even PAY ATTENTION


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