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on: August 11, 2014, 05:28:59 am
Imagine The dumbest way you'd die in



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Reply #1 on: August 11, 2014, 05:52:16 am
Dying while taking a dump (dont even try to imagine :rofl:)



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Reply #2 on: August 11, 2014, 06:23:26 am
with 2 women in my bed doing vry sexy things

I DOMINATE YOU ALL


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Reply #3 on: August 11, 2014, 01:10:20 pm
According to the fact that I live in 10th floor, I will jump while asleep and will do backflips while falling down :P

I believe Argonath will be back as soon as the exams are over.
SA:MP server is currently in a decent state with a stable player base of around 20-25 people on a daily basis.


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Reply #4 on: August 11, 2014, 01:16:13 pm
Took it from 1000 ways to die  :D

My girlfriend would dump me, so I will tell my friend to follow her and if she has sex/date with another man, kill both.
Then, I would call a whore to my house and it would be the ex-gf (coincidence), and as she steps in my friend would kill her and accidentally kill me too (before recognizing me)



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Reply #5 on: August 11, 2014, 01:21:11 pm
Took it from 1000 ways to die  :D

My girlfriend would dump me, so I will tell my friend to follow her and if she has sex/date with another man, kill both.
Then, I would call a whore to my house and it would be the ex-gf (coincidence), and as she steps in my friend would kill her and accidentally kill me too (before recognizing me)
:uhm:



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Reply #6 on: August 11, 2014, 01:24:20 pm



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Reply #7 on: August 11, 2014, 01:30:24 pm
/kill

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Reply #8 on: August 11, 2014, 01:34:18 pm
drugs



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Reply #9 on: August 11, 2014, 04:59:58 pm
Most probably a heart attack



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Reply #10 on: August 11, 2014, 06:00:21 pm
why dont you just point a gun to your head and Fire it



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Reply #11 on: August 11, 2014, 06:40:07 pm
Probably having a threesome on my 100th Birthday.

Always good to go out with a bang.



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Reply #12 on: August 11, 2014, 07:08:46 pm
If I Die without reciting ''KALMA'' then I will consider it as a dumbest way



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Reply #13 on: August 18, 2014, 03:22:39 am
Overclocking a laptop and burning your house 10 minutes later

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Reply #14 on: August 03, 2017, 04:47:37 pm
My girlfriend will bite my nuts while sucking it off :gand:



 


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