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Reply #60 on: September 10, 2014, 10:51:28 pm
When servers get crashed;

ERROR 404: Gandalf not found.
ERROR 404: Aragorn not found.
ERROR 404: Sauron not found.
ERROR 406: Managers not acceptable.

Humour not found, take a hike.



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Reply #61 on: September 11, 2014, 01:16:58 pm
Humour not found, take a hike.
Come on that was funny :D



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Reply #62 on: September 11, 2014, 01:37:02 pm
Humour not found, take a hike.
404: Humour not found, take a hike. *

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Reply #63 on: September 11, 2014, 01:47:52 pm
404: Humour not found, take a hike. *

Error 404: Humor not found, take a hike. *

I AM A BIG BOY I DONT TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE


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Reply #64 on: September 11, 2014, 01:55:24 pm
Error 404: Humor not found, take a hike. *
Error 404: Humour not found, take a hike.* :)

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Reply #65 on: September 11, 2014, 02:00:03 pm
Error 403: Witty humor forbidden



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Reply #66 on: September 11, 2014, 02:01:08 pm
Error 403: Witty humor forbidden
Oh ffs why do you make me have to do this? Here, just have it..

Error 403: Witty humour forbidden.*

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Reply #67 on: September 11, 2014, 09:33:44 pm
Alright your killing it now. It was funny at first, now your just burring it.



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