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Offline Joey

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Reply #105 on: February 22, 2015, 04:29:50 pm
The Triangle Cube Baby!! :lol:

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Reply #106 on: February 22, 2015, 05:15:36 pm
It's snowning in Minesota.

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Reply #107 on: February 22, 2015, 05:45:19 pm
The third act of civilisation
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Reply #108 on: February 22, 2015, 05:56:54 pm
Illuminati.


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Reply #109 on: February 22, 2015, 06:25:14 pm
IKEA went bankrupt.

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Reply #110 on: February 22, 2015, 09:39:26 pm
Tomatoes are fruits.

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Quote from: Antonello on November 28, 2017, 08:00:11 pm
Mr Cofiliano how can you deny that we had any relation or intercourse, while you are prosecuting me?

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Reply #111 on: February 22, 2015, 09:47:18 pm
there is a cloud in my sock.

who invented english language?


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Reply #112 on: February 22, 2015, 09:50:11 pm
Hitler killed the jews.

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Quote from: Antonello on November 28, 2017, 08:00:11 pm
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Reply #113 on: February 22, 2015, 09:58:23 pm
cars run on humans all the time


how can you know when you die?


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Reply #114 on: February 22, 2015, 10:05:06 pm
Quote from: _FreezingDark_ on February 22, 2015, 09:58:23 pm
how can you know when you die?
Batman, Batman is always the answer...

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Reply #115 on: February 22, 2015, 10:17:14 pm
The universe is flat
Who cheated on the pope.


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Reply #116 on: February 22, 2015, 10:31:35 pm
Quote from: Brian. on February 22, 2015, 10:17:14 pm
The universe is flat
Who cheated on the pope.

Yes I know he loves her Nutella but so do I!!!

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Reply #117 on: February 22, 2015, 10:34:23 pm
Banana

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Reply #118 on: February 22, 2015, 10:36:47 pm
Banging monkeys.

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Reply #119 on: February 22, 2015, 11:58:57 pm
When you press the switch they start praying, then it will drop a lighting shit which causes your room to light up

Why must I go to bed.


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