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Offline HernandezTopic starter

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Reply #120 on: March 06, 2015, 11:16:12 am
To Relax
why You'are So Fat ?


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Reply #121 on: March 06, 2015, 11:31:04 am
Ants and worms are tasty.

Where is uncle Ben?


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Reply #122 on: March 06, 2015, 12:26:07 pm
Because yolo

Why?

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Reply #123 on: March 06, 2015, 01:05:55 pm
Cuz there is no banana

So what is baseball?

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Reply #124 on: March 06, 2015, 01:14:34 pm
Mac&Cheese

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Reply #125 on: April 20, 2015, 05:59:53 pm
There.
Do you love scooby doo ?


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Reply #126 on: April 20, 2015, 10:53:28 pm
I smoke the spooky doppy do
What about Lilwayne?


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Reply #127 on: May 03, 2015, 07:13:21 pm
Lilwayne smokes coco.

Who are you?


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Reply #128 on: May 03, 2015, 07:41:16 pm
I'm kickass.

Where is my mom?


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Reply #129 on: May 22, 2015, 04:03:33 pm
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How are you?

Just keep digging for your true purpose in life! That is, of course, what you deeply want and have dreamed of your entire life! Just, don't waste it on becoming a replica of someone... We are really UNIQUE how we are.

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Reply #130 on: May 25, 2015, 12:14:58 am
Quote from: CVP12345 on May 22, 2015, 04:03:33 pm
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How are you?

I smoke crack in ditches with my bitches

Goat suck dik?


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Reply #131 on: May 25, 2015, 12:18:48 am
Only rainbows.

1+1= ?


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Reply #132 on: May 25, 2015, 12:20:08 am
I love bacon

How's the weather?

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Reply #133 on: May 25, 2015, 12:24:27 am
DEEZ NUTS

What the difference between a man and woman?


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Reply #134 on: May 25, 2015, 12:27:23 am
Fish.

What is the darkest color?


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