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Reply #150 on: May 25, 2015, 05:13:01 pm
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Reply #151 on: May 25, 2015, 05:14:18 pm
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Reply #152 on: May 25, 2015, 05:15:24 pm
Ask the Teddy bear
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Reply #153 on: May 25, 2015, 05:15:46 pm
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Reply #154 on: May 25, 2015, 05:17:08 pm
On Devin's doge

How many birds reside in London?



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Reply #155 on: May 25, 2015, 05:18:28 pm
Isn't that a kangaroo?!

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Reply #156 on: May 25, 2015, 05:21:37 pm
go drink water
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Reply #157 on: May 25, 2015, 05:22:43 pm
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Reply #158 on: May 25, 2015, 05:29:42 pm
Request timed out. ((Did you see what I did here :D?))

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Reply #159 on: May 25, 2015, 05:49:41 pm
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Who was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during WWII.

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Reply #160 on: May 25, 2015, 05:52:47 pm
That depends on how many refrigerators can fly to the moon per second.


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Reply #161 on: May 25, 2015, 05:55:51 pm
Red

Why?



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Reply #162 on: May 25, 2015, 05:58:00 pm
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Reply #163 on: May 25, 2015, 06:21:02 pm
My evil 80 years old grandmother


can i eat a lion? 



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Reply #164 on: May 25, 2015, 06:30:03 pm
E=MC2


can a car drive as fast as a truck?



 


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