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Reply #180 on: June 03, 2015, 08:10:04 pm
its cactus

Since when are you here ?



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Reply #181 on: June 03, 2015, 08:11:36 pm
Jamaica
Do you watch porn ?

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Reply #182 on: June 03, 2015, 08:15:01 pm
If only world of warcraft was real (pls no I hate wow)

What if pineapples were orange.


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Reply #183 on: June 03, 2015, 08:16:21 pm
I would eat more chicken

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Reply #184 on: June 03, 2015, 08:20:03 pm
Cuz we've no chair.

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Reply #185 on: June 03, 2015, 08:22:36 pm
Generally it is perceived that taking a certain amount of potassium choride next to a parkinson patient is highly illegal due to the fact a single twitch can cause an explosion most often preferred by scottish alcoholists.

Do you when the monkey has an after he jumped across down and ate a banana?


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Reply #186 on: June 03, 2015, 08:35:31 pm
I like apples.

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott?

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Reply #187 on: June 03, 2015, 08:38:54 pm
Yes, you're right!

What was that I just read up?

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Reply #188 on: June 03, 2015, 08:45:04 pm
A post.

What's your name?


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Reply #189 on: June 03, 2015, 08:52:02 pm
Fishes can swim.

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Reply #190 on: June 03, 2015, 08:55:40 pm
Yes I can.

Why monkeys like bananas?

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Reply #191 on: June 03, 2015, 08:58:48 pm
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

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Reply #192 on: June 03, 2015, 09:00:45 pm
Quote from: SkyHawk on June 03, 2015, 08:58:48 pm
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Japanese potato

What is the meaning of life?


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Reply #193 on: June 03, 2015, 09:04:16 pm
Lie in urban request!

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Reply #194 on: June 03, 2015, 09:05:01 pm
Flying.


How do you spell the word "HI"?


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