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Offline beLTa

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Reply #195 on: June 03, 2015, 09:07:55 pm
BY!

What does your enemy say?

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Reply #196 on: June 03, 2015, 09:08:36 pm
Throw watermelon seeds into a blunderbuss, then shoot a full-grown and juicy watermelon from it into your favorite spaghetti grinder of choice.

Now how do you properly harvest an apple from a tree?


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Reply #197 on: June 03, 2015, 09:09:58 pm
Quote from: Fernando_Tlinga123 on June 03, 2015, 09:05:01 pm
Flying.


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What is a meaning of White?


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Reply #198 on: June 03, 2015, 09:10:48 pm
Black

How do you fly without wings?


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Reply #199 on: June 03, 2015, 09:11:48 pm
I use rockets.

Why admins get more "hello" than normal players?

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Reply #200 on: June 03, 2015, 09:32:57 pm
Quote from: Belta. on June 03, 2015, 09:11:48 pm
I use rockets.

Why admins get more "hello" than normal players?
because of Boiled Eggs
What is the distance between earth and moon?


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Reply #201 on: June 03, 2015, 09:36:22 pm
I'm close!

Why hens lay eggs instead of laying chicks?

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Reply #202 on: June 03, 2015, 11:57:20 pm
Monkeys.

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Reply #203 on: June 04, 2015, 12:04:36 am
World!

What actually a banana is?

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Reply #204 on: June 04, 2015, 12:06:05 am
A person.

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Reply #205 on: June 04, 2015, 12:07:36 am
Apple.

Why do you like boys?

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Reply #206 on: June 04, 2015, 12:14:08 am
I like turtles.

Where do fish keep their money?

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Reply #207 on: June 04, 2015, 11:42:57 am
Quote from: SkyHawk on June 04, 2015, 12:14:08 am
Where do fish keep their money?
In the sewer.

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Reply #208 on: June 06, 2015, 12:50:37 am
Quote from: Killanic on June 04, 2015, 11:42:57 am
In the sewer.

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Gimme potatos

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Reply #209 on: June 06, 2015, 12:51:55 am
tops spin too.

why are maps flat?

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