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Offline Pedro

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Reply #210 on: June 06, 2015, 12:56:20 am
Because earth is the center of the universe.

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Reply #211 on: June 06, 2015, 01:02:51 am
Cause chicken dont

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Reply #212 on: June 06, 2015, 01:05:24 am
Quote from: Sandi. on June 06, 2015, 01:02:51 am
Cause chicken dont

Why do people deathmatch?
Because they aren`t Trigger happy

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Reply #213 on: June 06, 2015, 01:09:06 am
Because they drink milk.

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Reply #214 on: June 06, 2015, 01:12:40 am
Definetely not you.

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Reply #215 on: June 09, 2015, 05:05:26 pm
Because he has a long beard

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Reply #216 on: June 18, 2015, 06:09:54 am
Because they have teeth

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Reply #217 on: June 18, 2015, 06:16:06 am
Because people use their phones when they're driving.


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Reply #218 on: June 18, 2015, 06:18:27 am
Wow, no need to be such a jerk about it.

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Reply #219 on: June 18, 2015, 06:21:26 am
Year 347.

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Reply #220 on: June 18, 2015, 06:47:20 am
Orange is a Green Triangle

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Reply #221 on: June 20, 2015, 12:09:25 am
Somewhere around Africa

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Reply #222 on: June 20, 2015, 12:13:50 am
because he eats bananas with the peel on.

what's the square root of 69?


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Reply #223 on: June 20, 2015, 01:06:28 am
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Reply #224 on: July 15, 2015, 08:24:42 pm
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What day is today?

Just keep digging for your true purpose in life! That is, of course, what you deeply want and have dreamed of your entire life! Just, don't waste it on becoming a replica of someone... We are really UNIQUE how we are.

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