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Reply #240 on: August 17, 2015, 05:39:48 pm
I will ask my mom for $2.

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Reply #241 on: August 17, 2015, 05:42:56 pm
Diabetes type 2

Why is mexican food delicious?

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Reply #242 on: August 17, 2015, 05:45:39 pm
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Reply #243 on: August 17, 2015, 05:47:40 pm
all cows are green

why is there a moon ?


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Reply #244 on: August 17, 2015, 05:50:40 pm
Justin Bieber.

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Reply #245 on: August 17, 2015, 05:52:03 pm
Cuz i am sexy.

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Reply #246 on: August 17, 2015, 06:20:12 pm
Facebook.

How do armless people masturbate?



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Reply #247 on: August 18, 2015, 07:00:07 am
How do armless people masturbate?
With their fingernails.

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Reply #248 on: August 18, 2015, 04:45:26 pm
No, I'm not hungry.

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Reply #249 on: August 18, 2015, 04:56:50 pm
Nachos.

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Reply #250 on: August 19, 2015, 12:07:26 am
internet

what are words?


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Reply #251 on: August 19, 2015, 12:22:33 am
I'm not.

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Reply #252 on: August 19, 2015, 12:27:03 am
Audi.
what's the distance between the sun and earth?

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Reply #253 on: August 19, 2015, 10:49:02 am
Cheese.

What book should I read next?



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Reply #254 on: August 19, 2015, 10:55:26 am
Luis.

RPG or Freeroam?

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