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Offline Luis.

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Reply #270 on: August 21, 2015, 10:58:29 am
The same as a restraining order.

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Reply #271 on: August 21, 2015, 11:11:44 am
I read about that the other day, interesting story.

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Reply #272 on: August 21, 2015, 11:25:54 am
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Who stole my TV?


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Reply #273 on: August 21, 2015, 11:47:59 am
Thief

Why Manoni is Black?

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Reply #274 on: August 21, 2015, 12:32:22 pm
( Not really a logical question, but I'll play along )

 Because he ate all the colors.

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Reply #275 on: August 21, 2015, 12:37:26 pm
Avada Kedavra!

Blondes or brunettes?


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Reply #276 on: August 21, 2015, 12:47:37 pm
Neymar.

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Reply #277 on: August 21, 2015, 12:50:07 pm
11 son's and no moons

why do we drink water?


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Reply #278 on: August 21, 2015, 01:05:32 pm
Because we're camels.
What's water?


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Reply #279 on: August 21, 2015, 01:55:18 pm
A penis.

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Reply #280 on: August 21, 2015, 02:04:35 pm
God is my friend.

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Reply #281 on: August 21, 2015, 02:34:34 pm
First you tell

Why Jerry's name is now Aiden?

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Reply #282 on: August 21, 2015, 02:44:18 pm
His mother forgot his name and changed it.  :lol:

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Reply #283 on: August 21, 2015, 03:32:55 pm
To fuck a bitch.


why people use condom?


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Reply #284 on: August 21, 2015, 05:02:51 pm
Quote from: Finch on August 21, 2015, 03:32:55 pm
To fuck a bad girl.


why people use condom?

to Don't let Population Increase

Why peoples want to be Sexy?




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