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Reply #300 on: August 30, 2015, 05:35:33 pm
Quote from: .Ganton. on August 30, 2015, 05:06:48 pm
Donald Trump

The world is ending and you're still on the internet?

Because San Andreas is better.

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Reply #301 on: August 31, 2015, 02:57:26 pm
Your question has no answer, because you have no question, which means answer.

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Reply #302 on: August 31, 2015, 03:06:48 pm
Because bitch is stupid..

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Reply #303 on: August 31, 2015, 03:13:57 pm
Soapstones do not taste like soap, please do not lick the soapstones.

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Reply #304 on: September 01, 2015, 03:06:14 pm
Santa Claus wears glasses.

Why did you do it?


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Reply #305 on: September 09, 2015, 10:37:21 pm
Tommy Vercetti!
Why are you digging this up?

Just keep digging for your true purpose in life! That is, of course, what you deeply want and have dreamed of your entire life! Just, don't waste it on becoming a replica of someone... We are really UNIQUE how we are.

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Reply #306 on: October 27, 2015, 10:44:29 am
energy drink

How did it happen ?


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Reply #307 on: December 29, 2015, 03:41:45 pm
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Reply #308 on: December 30, 2015, 01:25:29 pm
Buttman like butts!

You know?


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Reply #309 on: December 30, 2015, 01:48:12 pm
Banana

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Reply #310 on: December 30, 2015, 03:54:31 pm
Cake.

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Reply #311 on: December 31, 2015, 07:41:28 am
Friday, and it's cold.

Why did you break the window?


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Reply #312 on: December 31, 2015, 02:07:11 pm
Because i'm broke.

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Reply #313 on: January 01, 2016, 02:48:28 pm
sex



What is the meaning of life


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Reply #314 on: January 05, 2016, 10:12:20 pm
gvardia is


Justin Bieber's new album rocks?


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