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Offline Astaroth

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Reply #315 on: January 26, 2016, 06:44:08 pm
Yes. (Very stupid answer)

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Reply #316 on: April 20, 2016, 12:12:50 pm
Would depend on the colour of my socks.

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Reply #317 on: April 20, 2016, 12:18:28 pm
The left or right one?

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Reply #318 on: April 24, 2016, 06:40:14 pm
No, just your dead problems.

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Reply #319 on: April 24, 2016, 06:48:47 pm
There is no bus.

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Reply #320 on: April 24, 2016, 07:07:26 pm
Monday?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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Reply #321 on: April 24, 2016, 08:25:31 pm
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Monday?

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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Reply #322 on: April 26, 2016, 11:45:59 am
2+2 becomes 32433.23

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Reply #323 on: April 27, 2016, 03:42:25 pm
By burying a yoyo.

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Reply #324 on: May 14, 2016, 11:13:48 am
Yes, fishing for alligators.

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Reply #325 on: May 17, 2016, 06:10:06 pm
A. Atacama Desert


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Reply #326 on: June 01, 2016, 03:52:03 pm
Pie

What is the 46th digit of the answer that comes from the equation of dividing the speed of light by the amount of time it takes for the sun to set on the 15th of december in the year 1811?


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Reply #327 on: June 01, 2016, 04:14:55 pm
Potatoes

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Reply #328 on: June 09, 2016, 02:24:10 am
Quote from: Gnb_22 on June 01, 2016, 04:14:55 pm
Why is the sky blue ?
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Reply #329 on: June 29, 2016, 12:27:00 am
Today was a good day.
Who was in that oversky cave?

Just keep digging for your true purpose in life! That is, of course, what you deeply want and have dreamed of your entire life! Just, don't waste it on becoming a replica of someone... We are really UNIQUE how we are.

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