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Reply #330 on: July 18, 2016, 07:07:23 am
Turn it off and on again.

Does this tunnel fit two people?

"I converted more hackers to RP than we have regular players" - Gandalf (2016)
0x0=0

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Reply #331 on: July 18, 2016, 09:50:41 am
Quote from: TrotlDebilni on July 18, 2016, 07:07:23 am
Turn it off and on again.

Does this tunnel fit two people?

Pablo Escobar was a good man!

Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?


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Reply #332 on: July 18, 2016, 10:56:35 am
Oh shit, am I a suspect?

What do you think of the holocaust?


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Reply #333 on: July 18, 2016, 11:30:24 am
Quote from: Killanic on July 18, 2016, 10:56:35 am
Oh shit, am I a suspect?

What do you think of the holocaust?

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Reply #334 on: July 27, 2016, 02:39:07 pm
Dancing Bananas :bananarock: :bananav: :jackson:

If its raining how will ya hold the Umbrella?🌂


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Reply #335 on: July 27, 2016, 02:49:29 pm
Quote from: AudiTT8 on July 27, 2016, 02:39:07 pm
Dancing Bananas :bananarock: :bananav: :jackson:

If its raining how will ya hold the Umbrella?🌂

Butt Plug

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Reply #336 on: August 03, 2016, 01:52:36 pm
Spaceship.

Do you ever have intercourse with cheese?


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Reply #337 on: August 03, 2016, 02:07:33 pm
Quote from: Agent002 on August 03, 2016, 01:52:36 pm
Spaceship.

Do you ever have intercourse with cheese?

but does it blend?


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Reply #338 on: August 03, 2016, 03:08:40 pm
It bl-


Now how does one fly through a window of one inch with a Boeing 747 while a set of playing cards is strapped onto the right wing's very tip?


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Reply #339 on: August 03, 2016, 03:12:28 pm
Quote from: Hernandez on December 17, 2014, 04:05:51 pm
Rules are simple.

1+1?
Man it's 11 , 1+1 = 11 , simple! Isn't it ?  :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed:


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Reply #340 on: August 03, 2016, 03:31:27 pm
How can you lift an elephant with one arm?


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Reply #341 on: August 03, 2016, 03:36:48 pm
Quote from: Max_Crawford on August 03, 2016, 03:31:27 pm
How can you lift an elephant with one arm?
ask lustigkurre to land a AT-400 on GS9

How to not ban evade?


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Reply #342 on: August 03, 2016, 03:50:15 pm
Close your eyes and Ban evade
How to RP ?


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Reply #343 on: August 03, 2016, 04:04:33 pm
Drill a hole using your shovel.

How can you not say vapid jokes?


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Reply #344 on: August 03, 2016, 04:39:38 pm
Is it heavier a Kilogramm of Metal or a Kilogramm of Glass??  :weed: :weed: :weed:
Stupid answer in 3, 2, 1, !!...


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