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Offline Jairo.

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Reply #375 on: May 06, 2017, 10:41:30 pm
Barack Obama.

Tea or Coffe?


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Reply #376 on: May 06, 2017, 10:53:46 pm
A centaur on half human and half centaur

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Reply #377 on: July 10, 2017, 12:33:09 pm
The definition of "none" is "nothing" or "empty", and is very related to Winston Churchill's facial hair, genitalia and brain capacity.

Is SA:MP going to go down?


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Reply #378 on: July 26, 2017, 10:46:35 pm
Roger

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Reply #379 on: July 26, 2017, 11:00:01 pm
Cuz lithium batteries are good?

When will the SA-MP server be up?


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Reply #380 on: July 27, 2017, 10:19:02 am
Masturbation

Will I get to 50mil so I can buy NPM ammunation


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Reply #381 on: July 27, 2017, 12:09:59 pm
shove it up your face

What's 9+10?


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Reply #382 on: July 27, 2017, 03:51:32 pm
Pissing is against God's will.

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


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Reply #383 on: July 27, 2017, 04:03:16 pm
Quote from: Agent002 on July 27, 2017, 03:51:32 pm
Pissing is against God's will.

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Nope, instead fuck a donkey on the road.

Is this a weird board?

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Reply #384 on: July 27, 2017, 04:16:33 pm
Free ElChapo

What's your opinion about Vladimir Putin?

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Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.

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Reply #385 on: July 27, 2017, 04:37:12 pm
My partners and I are pissed, Tony.

What if WW3 happened?


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Reply #386 on: July 27, 2017, 10:33:11 pm
Quote from: Agent002 on July 27, 2017, 04:37:12 pm
My partners and I are pissed, Tony.

What if WW3 happened?

Robert DeNiro.

Have I got a headache?


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Reply #387 on: July 27, 2017, 11:13:24 pm
Quote from: SamirM on July 27, 2017, 10:33:11 pm
Robert DeNiro.

Have I got a headache?
Only on days between monday and tuesday

When is the next election for the new president of argonath?


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Reply #388 on: July 27, 2017, 11:17:13 pm
Quote from: Chichibung0 on July 27, 2017, 11:13:24 pm
Only on days between monday and tuesday

When is the next election for the new president of argonath?

When the current president comes back active again.

Is James Conway a good high-staff? hahahahahaha
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Reply #389 on: July 27, 2017, 11:24:18 pm
Quote from: Michael_Jordan on July 27, 2017, 11:17:13 pm
When the current president comes back active again.

Is James Conway a good high-staff? hahahahahaha
@James Conway
Na, he died in 1996. Most logical answer lol

When will I fart next time?


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