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Reply #390 on: July 27, 2017, 11:36:56 pm
In about 1 minute.

How can I become a black person?

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Reply #391 on: July 28, 2017, 12:41:42 am
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When will the server be back??



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Reply #392 on: July 28, 2017, 12:42:21 am
I sold my penises ..this is how I bought premium pc

Why is sky blue?



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Reply #393 on: July 28, 2017, 01:18:22 am
In about 1 minute.

How can I become a black person?
WRONG, hah.
Answer;
Barack Obama

I farted just now lol

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Reply #394 on: July 28, 2017, 03:23:32 pm
VCMP DISCORD LINK IS DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When will cocaine be added?



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Reply #395 on: July 29, 2017, 06:35:03 pm
VCMP DISCORD LINK IS DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When will cocaine be added?
Dick

When will this topic end?


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Reply #396 on: July 29, 2017, 07:41:58 pm
Year ago.


What's the third rule of termodynamics?



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Reply #397 on: July 29, 2017, 10:10:31 pm
The third law of thermodynamics is sometimes stated as follows, regarding the properties of systems in equilibrium at absolute zero temperature:

    The entropy of a perfect crystal at absolute zero is exactly equal to zero.

At absolute zero (zero kelvin), the system must be in a state with the minimum possible energy, and the above statement of the third law holds true provided that the perfect crystal has only one minimum energy state. Entropy is related to the number of accessible microstates, and for a system consisting of many particles, quantum mechanics indicates that there is only one unique state (called the ground state) with minimum energy.[1] If the system does not have a well-defined order (if its order is glassy, for example), then in practice there will remain some finite entropy as the system is brought to very low temperatures as the system becomes locked into a configuration with non-minimal energy. The constant value is called the residual entropy of the system.
#FuckTheRules

More dumb answer - Piss

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Reply #398 on: August 03, 2017, 04:29:58 pm
So deep pull it out.

What is love?



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Reply #399 on: August 03, 2017, 04:39:21 pm
So deep pull it out.

What is love?
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

Define carpet


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Reply #400 on: August 03, 2017, 04:43:48 pm
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Uncode Cockyboyz



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Reply #401 on: August 03, 2017, 05:06:57 pm
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Uncode Cockyboyz

Dick

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Reply #402 on: August 04, 2017, 03:55:05 pm
You want a job, mang?

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Reply #403 on: August 05, 2017, 11:38:26 pm
You want a job, mang?

WHEN IS PALY NEW DXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DICK

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Reply #404 on: September 04, 2017, 10:05:56 pm
F, u, c, k.

Unlock my ass.



 


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