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Offline Kowalski.

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Reply #435 on: November 03, 2017, 09:49:03 am
Quote from: CrUpt3d_$oUL on November 03, 2017, 09:31:00 am
Thankyou Trane.

Bobs or vagena?
Melania Trump

Do you like to eat ass?


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Reply #436 on: November 03, 2017, 09:52:04 am

Funny or no?


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Reply #437 on: November 03, 2017, 12:31:34 pm
Booty.
Football or Basketball?


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Reply #438 on: November 03, 2017, 12:55:48 pm
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Booty.
Football or Basketball?


Michael Jackson is dead

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There are no girls on the internet  :gand:

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Reply #439 on: November 03, 2017, 03:31:50 pm
What do you call a black knee


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Reply #440 on: November 03, 2017, 04:07:15 pm
This nuts.
Science or Maths?


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Reply #441 on: November 03, 2017, 04:09:40 pm
an orange

How do I walk?

If you're seeing this I'm not here

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Reply #442 on: November 03, 2017, 04:13:04 pm
stop masturbating

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Reply #443 on: November 03, 2017, 04:13:49 pm
Ice Cubes

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Reply #444 on: November 03, 2017, 05:50:09 pm
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how do I become rich?

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Reply #445 on: November 03, 2017, 06:09:55 pm
I play bowling.

Where is that Internet café?

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Reply #446 on: November 03, 2017, 06:33:27 pm
Yesterday.
Sad or Happy?


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Reply #447 on: November 03, 2017, 08:43:14 pm
Boner.

Whats "Nigga"?


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Reply #448 on: November 04, 2017, 11:44:06 am
Jesus.
Police or Gangster?


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Reply #449 on: November 04, 2017, 11:47:13 am
Medic

Gand mein ya muu mein?

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