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Offline Kowalski.

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Reply #495 on: December 16, 2019, 11:57:53 am
[Rstar]Karbun

What is rolepaly?


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Reply #496 on: December 16, 2019, 01:01:30 pm
A misspelled word.

What would you do if your phone got stolen?


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Reply #497 on: December 16, 2019, 04:36:24 pm
Use my phone to call the police.

1 == 1 && 1 == 2    ?

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Reply #498 on: December 16, 2019, 05:33:08 pm
Quote from: Stefos on December 16, 2019, 01:01:30 pm
What would you do if your phone got stolen?
i will use my phone to call the police  :cop:


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Reply #499 on: December 16, 2019, 06:12:39 pm
Quote from: Badandy on December 16, 2019, 04:36:24 pm
Use my phone to call the police.

1 == 1 && 1 == 2    ?
will repeat the previous answer

why do I have to pay my IG taxes when I cannot even afford my RL ones?


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Reply #500 on: December 16, 2019, 06:17:31 pm
Because the sun reflects shadow.

What's 1+1 in binary


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Reply #501 on: December 16, 2019, 06:30:53 pm
Quote from: Charles on December 16, 2019, 06:12:39 pm
Quote from: Badandy on December 16, 2019, 04:36:24 pm
Use my phone to call the police.

1 == 1 && 1 == 2    ?
will repeat the previous answer

why do I have to pay my IG taxes when I cannot even afford my RL ones?

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What created life?


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Reply #502 on: December 16, 2019, 08:30:05 pm
In geometry, a square is a regular quadrilateral, which means that it has four equal sides and four equal angles. It can also be defined as a rectangle in which two adjacent sides have equal length.



Why is earth flat?


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Reply #503 on: December 16, 2019, 09:58:12 pm
because yo mama sat on it

How to use a payphone?


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Reply #504 on: December 16, 2019, 10:11:50 pm
Quote from: Kowalski. on December 16, 2019, 09:58:12 pm
because yo mama sat on it

How to use a payphone?

Just /msg instead duh

How many LCPD + FBI applications did John Meeses make?


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Reply #505 on: December 16, 2019, 10:14:39 pm
-5

What is MI6


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Reply #506 on: December 16, 2019, 11:13:09 pm
an agency that was created by a guy who didnt like the number 5 so he decided to step it up to 6


Who thought of the pancake recipe?



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Reply #507 on: December 16, 2019, 11:40:52 pm
https://fbi.argonathrpg.com/index.php?topic=3197.0

How to play V:MP Argonath before release?


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Reply #508 on: December 17, 2019, 11:27:32 am
True release is in the eye of the beholder

Can we create a flying chicken by combining it with other species?


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Reply #509 on: December 17, 2019, 12:59:54 pm
but then the KFC won't be the same :(

What's GTA?


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