Story so far:
The freecop went fishishing, wanking and ticketing at the local barbershop where he stuck his finger in a very large hole which had a weird goo inside which was cum. Later on he beat his wife and threw her into jail because she robbed an arrtus farko guy because he had used her to smash windows to get inside a Mexican brothel where they found burritos on top of a table and they were contaminated so they needed to insert them into a monkey's mouth. After jailing Daniel Corleone for drug dealing for money, he decided to move to arrtose hq where Gulucan stole their virginity because they shot at Remo cuz Remo said "fucc' my wife", and he did.
And I did
(End of sentence)
When Remo had