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Reply #2085 on: June 19, 2013, 03:23:59 am
to the freecops

"All men die but, not all men live really"


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Reply #2086 on: June 19, 2013, 03:40:59 am
that died painfully!

----THE END -----

So, this is what we came up with:
_______________________________________ _______________________________________
Once upon a time, there was a mailman
who slep with his sisters dad and drug addicted aliens. But, the aliens were very dyslexic people who clearly were smoking orange haribos and started seeing big pink potatoes, very exciting coffee and much mushrooms. When they went to Honigsenfs van where they kept the oh-so secret, they started eating some expired hot-dogs and pokemon cards. They started walking and they saw elephants riding tricycles, then they realized they're fucked so, they ate a guy named CJ. Officers came closer..the one said "Hakuna matata, mate!"..and a weird midget bundy came and gave bugs with milkshake to spread joy. Later on they purchased some green dildos to enjoy lottos and paydays by censored leaders and pink horses with dildo tails, clown makeup and Malik's bald mother with some gel and combed butthair on it's small..really really small purple pills which made the clowns suck on a big, nasty, kinky old gay monkey who forgot that he is so damn old to not flame Malik so he bought a pint of burnt mineral water to throw on a woman's chest he could understand waste of time. Then a unicorn jumped over Sauron. I don't know why the unicorn did it but, it fell on Ramo Hawk, causing chaos to idlewood, GS9 by flying unicorns to the freecops that died painfully!
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LMFAO reading that ^  :rofl:

Anyone else, please start a new story!


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Once upon a time, there was a guy



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his PENIS was



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As he was

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Reply #2099 on: June 19, 2013, 10:25:45 am
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