Later he decided to go to San Fierro city. He arrived there and saw something, - an amazing diamond that costed a lot and looked like a gun with golden. The guy said "I got this jewel! And thinks this would get attacked by robocowboys and stoned chickens that came from hell, which were in heaven, but God banned the eggs they laid because they poked the god of poke me not, moved to SF and squeezed the eggs, but meanwhile the golden chicken was eaten by a fat monster that had aids since his birth or even earlier because he was spanked by his/her mother or father

-xcasio
"The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience."
- Eleanor Roosevelt