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EMS against lung cancer | Donate weed to the EMS today! Save millions of lives!

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THC ( tetrahydrocannabinol ) - the chemical responsible for
most of marijuana's psychological effects.


The Emergency Medical Services have received the following studies regarding further research for lung cancer:

  • A study published in the journal Oncogene, by Harvard Medical Schools Experimental Medicine Department, determined that THC inhibits epithelial growth factor induced lung cancer cell migration and more. They go on to state that THC should be explored as novel therapeutic molecules in controlling the growth and metastasis of certain lung cancers.

  • A study published by the US National Library of Medicine by the Institute of Toxicology and Pharmacology, from the Department of General Surgery in Germany, determined that cannabinoids inhibit cancer cell invasion. Effects were confirmed in primary tumour cells from a lung cancer patient.  Overall, data indicated that cannabinoids decrease cancer cell invasiveness.

  • A study published by the US National Library of Medicine, conducted by Harvard Medical School, investigated the role of cannabinoid receptors in lung cancer cells. They determined its effectiveness and suggested that it should be used for treatment against lung cancer cells.



    The Emergency Medical Services has further researched and collected data for these studies, and it has proven that they are technically right, but no way of injecting the substance properly on the human's body. However, on 5th July 2015, during an archive search of Area 51, someone has accidentally found a formula. This formula has been, supposedly, developed by Aristotle. The formula was then passed to EMS and the next day, this was the result:


    A syringe, that when injected reduces the risk of cancer cells spreading by 98%. In 16 hours, the oil will completely spread to the entire body, and the next day it will start to fight cancer, from inside the body. For the safety of our patients, it is advised this is done at an hospital. The doctors believe cancer cells will be completely destroyed in 2 weeks, depending on the person's mass.

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Note:

This is not an official division of the EMS. We do not own any pictures or terms ( such as "EMS" ). All rights belong to their respective owners.



We would like to call out everyone to donate their weed! This is what we have been waiting for for years, and the answer has always been in front of our eyes! Donate now!

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We believe this will SAVE MILLIONS OF LIVES. Do YOU ?

If you do and want to donate weed, please contact the following:
  • Angelica Alemdar (( Stivi_Gvardia))
  • This could be you! Join and help!


Current amount of weed: 5 grams.

Donators count: 2 people.

Weed donators:

  • Angelica Alemdar - 4 grams.
  • You can be here! Donate now!
You can also donate anonymously, please ask when donating.

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GL with your new initiative, i'll try to donate some weed.



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GL with your new initiative, i'll try to donate some weed.
We thank you and would be very pleased to accept your donations.



I'm finishing up the topic, please bear with me.

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From official EMS Doctor Belta,

We do appreciate your work to save our lives. First of all, I would like to thank you personally for this initiative and hard work. Secondly, I would like to say that I will including many of ours, will donate you what you're in need of. I hope cancer patients will not get disappointed again. Good luck, Mr. Stivi.

Also, if possible, I would like to do partnership with you in this. I hope you'll accept my proposal. I'm with you in this.

H O N O U R A B L E   R E T I R E D


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The Emergency Medical Services would like to forward a request to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) @Teddy and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA):

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Hello,

I am Angelica Alemdar, head of CLC ( Cure for Lung Cancer ) Division of the San Andreas EMS. Recently, we believe to have found a cure for lung cancer, as you might have noticed from the name. This division would like as many donations of marijuana, in order to take out the THC in it. This is will help create a medicine, that will destroy the cancer cells.

We are aware that the FBI and DEA perform multiple drug busts during their duty. CLC is only interested in the marijuana, and would accept every amount possible. Instead of destroying this drug, let's make a change and save lives! For a normal syringe ( on an average person's weight 70 - 80 KG ) it would take 20 grams of marijuana. This is the best we could do, as initially it required 50 grams.

We would appreciate if you consider this.

Thanks in advance.

Best Regards,
Angelica Alemdar,
CLC Division Leader.



From official EMS Doctor Belta,

We do appreciate your work to save our lives. First of all, I would like to thank you personally for this initiative and hard work. Secondly, I would like to say that I will including many of ours, will donate you what you're in need of. I hope cancer patients will not get disappointed again. Good luck, Mr. Stivi.

Also, if possible, I would like to do partnership with you in this. I hope you'll accept my proposal. I'm with you in this.
Thank you, please contact this number: 650528 in order to further proceed with your request, as the instructions are yet to be announced.
 


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Thank you, please contact this number: 650528 in order to further proceed with your request, as the instructions are yet to be announced.

Sure. I will call you soon. Thank you for the quick reply.

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Not going to happen. Narcotics are stored as evidence. Once the evidence is no longer needed, they get destroyed to get it out of circulation. It's not going to be transferred to another company or Agency unless it's for the purpose of investigations.


David Cruz
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Hello,

This is not an official Emergency Medical Services operation.

To prevent lawsuits due to this, please remove all traces of "Emergency Medical Services" as this is a protected name by "San Andreas Emergency Medical Services" - also known as ArgonathRPG Emergency Medical Services, and "EMS".

Please remove them immediately.

But, If anyone does want to donate weed to EMS to have them destroyed, please contact me.

Thank you for understanding,
Leroy Kolta
EMS Captain
San Andreas Emergency Medical Services



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Not going to happen. Narcotics are stored as evidence. Once the evidence is no longer needed, they get destroyed to get it out of circulation. It's not going to be transferred to another company or Agency unless it's for the purpose of investigations.


David Cruz
FBI Division Chief
Just as I thought. I would however like you to consider the possibility of transferring the marijuana to this division as it is for a good cause. Unless you think otherwise, then we will respect that.

Thank you.



Hello Captain Leroy,

This is not an official Emergency Medical Services operation.
For the time being, yes.

To prevent lawsuits due to this, please remove all traces of "Emergency Medical Services" as this is a protected name by "San Andreas Emergency Medical Services" - also known as ArgonathRPG Emergency Medical Services, and "EMS".

Please remove them immediately.
I have no intention of maliciously using the copyrighted terms, for that I have added this section:

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Note:

This is not an official division of the EMS. We do not own any pictures or terms ( such as "EMS" ). All rights belong to their respective owners.


But, If anyone does want to donate weed to EMS to have them destroyed, please contact me.
Now that is you being wrong. You're using my website for your intentions.

I hope you can understand this is something we are doing for the well-being of the state.

Thanks in advance.

Best Regards,
Angelica Alemdar.

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