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Vice Chronicles courtesy of the famous journalist Roul Ducke. Get your stories and news right here.Vice, being the city with biggest crime rate for a few years now, tells the stories of both famous criminals and police employees alike.
In this article I will tell you a story of a criminal (who, to this day, calls himself a legit businessman and nothing more) who didn't end up all glitter and glam. Let this be a lesson for us all, hardworking citizen, that crime never pays.
Brian Kupchenko, a street soldier with ambitions, worked a long time for the notorious street gang, Eighth Avenue Furies. Whilst all in all he was a good soldier to have in the gang, Brian caused collossal problems shortly afterwards, due to his attitude and lack of respect for elders. He got into some bad beef with a shady persona known as 'The Manager'. They were many problems, but 'shit hit the fan' once Brian cheated in a poker game, organized in the back of Downtown Ammunation, owned at the time by another notorious criminal, Mr. Marcell, also known as Bodhi.
Brian decided the only way to fix his own problems is to cap 'Mr. Manager'. He lured him into nearby graveyard, took out his SMG and aimed it at his nemesis. All 'Mr. Manager' said was:
Good luck, you'll need it.
Obvious to say, Mr. Manager was riddled with bullets seconds later.
Unlucky for Brian, Mr. Manager survived and it turned out that he was an undercover agent as well. Brian, having 7 serious offences that the police had arrest warrants for, didn't stand a chance in city that has militarized SWAT teams who just announced a manhunt on his person.
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Being imprisoned for about 8 years now, our story subject has yet still to see the light of day, and taste freedom. Let this be a lesson for your grandchildren.
Rumours say that Mr. Brian is still associated with a shady underground organization dubbed the 'Outcast Syndicate', and helps with some matters whenever a brainstorm is needed to get rid of problems, being visited by two characters known as Joseph Burke and William Clayton. While being interviewed, both said that they are just the man's lawyers, and are trying to cut his sentence as he is really just a legitimate businessman. How much truth is in that? We will never know.
Stay tuned for more stories and newsflashes, dear citizen. Journalism is a full time job, it is my duty to inform the people. Please do not believe the rumours that I got my license from some mafia, that's obviously not true.
Roul Ducke.