VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[Frank_Federico]

I have a couple of chatlogs to post here today (:

So, this dude named "dude," was talking to this other dude named "ferrari32". Take a look at their conversation.

dude,: i wanna show you something
dude,: plz cum
ferrari32: but i wanna cum over

Now, that "ferrari32" wanted to smuggle.

ferrari32: anyone wana smuggle?
ferrari32: lets smuggle?
ferrari32: come on, lets smuggle
ferrari32: does anyone wana smuggle?

freestyle_WaLtEr: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you like it (:

[Frank_Federico]

[WS]Legend: "Want a Girlfriend? Meet Her on Zoosk. Join Today!" - lol the ad at the bottom of my msn. wtf - i will send it to neal xD
[WS]AlexThompson: lol xD
[WS]AlexThompson: Zoosk, nice name
[WS]Legend: lol, I bet you want to check it out xD
[WS]AlexThompson: no way xD
[WS]AlexThompson: I'm sure you saw that on redtube
[WS]AlexThompson: you dirty bastard, lol
[WS]Legend: LOL
[WS]Legend: yea.. I admit
[WS]AlexThompson: LOL, this is going to funny chatlogs

*After a while*

[WS]Legend: OMG ALEX
[WS]Legend: change neal to denlow
[WS]Legend: I said denlow! :P
[WS]AlexThompson: lol, why?
[WS]Legend: because if you don't, Neal will rape me
[WS]AlexThompson: why is that? xD
[WS]Legend: because he likes raping boys... nahh jokes xD

[~Legend~]

Lol, that was hilarious.

[Denlow]

For those who are unexperienced like me LOL

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[EAF]Denlow: so you say pussy tastes good?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: it's a great feeling man
[EAF]Denlow: does it smell to you?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: smell like fish
CruzLeadGuitar: but I love it

[Davron]

[WS]Legend: "Want a Girlfriend? Meet Her on Zoosk. Join Today!" - lol the ad at the bottom of my msn. wtf - i will send it to neal xD
[WS]AlexThompson: lol xD
[WS]AlexThompson: Zoosk, nice name
[WS]Legend: lol, I bet you want to check it out xD
[WS]AlexThompson: no way xD
[WS]AlexThompson: I'm sure you saw that on redtube
[WS]AlexThompson: you dirty bastard, lol
[WS]Legend: LOL
[WS]Legend: yea.. I admit
[WS]AlexThompson: LOL, this is going to funny chatlogs

*After a while*

[WS]Legend: OMG ALEX
[WS]Legend: change neal to denlow
[WS]Legend: I said denlow! :P
[WS]AlexThompson: lol, why?
[WS]Legend: because if you don't, Neal will rape me
[WS]AlexThompson: why is that? xD
[WS]Legend: because he likes raping boys... nahh jokes xD

Legend...Consider You raped for telling out our sercet!!!!!!!

[Driggz]

For those who are unexperienced like me LOL

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[EAF]Denlow: so you say pussy tastes good?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: it's a great feeling man
[EAF]Denlow: does it smell to you?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: smell like fish
CruzLeadGuitar: but I love it

LMFAO

[Alarba]

For those who are unexperienced like me LOL

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[EAF]Denlow: so you say pussy tastes good?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: it's a great feeling man
[EAF]Denlow: does it smell to you?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: smell like fish
CruzLeadGuitar: but I love it

:conf:

[Marcus]

LOL

[Drix]

B3$$1.eXe : W A S D dont move ??why
[VU_R]Drix :
[VU_R]Drix : Try <^> Exe
[IT]Morphine : <.>
B3$$1.eXe: ^
B3$$1.eXe: IT NO WORK
***B3$$1.eXe left the server. (Leaving)

[Denlow]

[EAF]Klaus: my cat is sitting in front of my monitor
[EAF]Klaus: <.>

[Frank_Federico]

[EAF]Klaus: my cat is sitting in front of my monitor
[EAF]Klaus: <.>

LOOOL, you can borrow my dog to teach your cat manners if you want 

[Pyrus]

[Denlow]

lolz

[~Legend~]

That was coming. :P

[Bass]

[WS]Bass: Anyone wants a green sentinel xs for sale?
[TB]Rice: kk yes I want
[WS]Bass: You want one?
[TB]Rice: no
[WS]Bass: Lol why then you said yes D: ?
[TB]Rice: speak french

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