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Offline Frank_Federico

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Reply #255 on: December 28, 2010, 08:10:51 pm
I have a couple of chatlogs to post here today (:

So, this dude named "dude," was talking to this other dude named "ferrari32". Take a look at their conversation.

dude,: i wanna show you something
dude,: plz cum
ferrari32: but i wanna cum over

Now, that "ferrari32" wanted to smuggle.

ferrari32: anyone wana smuggle?
ferrari32: lets smuggle?
ferrari32: come on, lets smuggle
ferrari32: does anyone wana smuggle?

freestyle_WaLtEr: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you like it (:



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Reply #256 on: January 05, 2011, 02:20:16 am
[WS]Legend: "Want a Girlfriend? Meet Her on Zoosk. Join Today!" - lol the ad at the bottom of my msn. wtf - i will send it to neal xD
[WS]AlexThompson: lol xD
[WS]AlexThompson: Zoosk, nice name
[WS]Legend: lol, I bet you want to check it out xD
[WS]AlexThompson: no way xD
[WS]AlexThompson: I'm sure you saw that on redtube
[WS]AlexThompson: you dirty bastard, lol
[WS]Legend: LOL
[WS]Legend: yea.. I admit
[WS]AlexThompson: LOL, this is going to funny chatlogs

*After a while*

[WS]Legend: OMG ALEX
[WS]Legend: change neal to denlow
[WS]Legend: I said denlow! :P
[WS]AlexThompson: lol, why?
[WS]Legend: because if you don't, Neal will rape me
[WS]AlexThompson: why is that? xD
[WS]Legend: because he likes raping boys... nahh jokes xD



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Reply #257 on: January 05, 2011, 02:23:36 am
Lol, that was hilarious.


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Reply #258 on: January 05, 2011, 02:50:09 am
For those who are unexperienced like me :( LOL

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[EAF]Denlow: so you say pussy tastes good?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: it's a great feeling man
[EAF]Denlow: does it smell to you?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: smell like fish
CruzLeadGuitar: but I love it

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Reply #259 on: January 05, 2011, 02:57:23 am
Quote from: Frank_Federico on January 05, 2011, 02:20:16 am
[WS]Legend: "Want a Girlfriend? Meet Her on Zoosk. Join Today!" - lol the ad at the bottom of my msn. wtf - i will send it to neal xD
[WS]AlexThompson: lol xD
[WS]AlexThompson: Zoosk, nice name
[WS]Legend: lol, I bet you want to check it out xD
[WS]AlexThompson: no way xD
[WS]AlexThompson: I'm sure you saw that on redtube
[WS]AlexThompson: you dirty bastard, lol
[WS]Legend: LOL
[WS]Legend: yea.. I admit
[WS]AlexThompson: LOL, this is going to funny chatlogs

*After a while*

[WS]Legend: OMG ALEX
[WS]Legend: change neal to denlow
[WS]Legend: I said denlow! :P
[WS]AlexThompson: lol, why?
[WS]Legend: because if you don't, Neal will rape me
[WS]AlexThompson: why is that? xD
[WS]Legend: because he likes raping boys... nahh jokes xD
Legend...Consider You raped for telling out our sercet!!!!!!!


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Reply #260 on: January 05, 2011, 04:11:40 am
Quote from: Denlow on January 05, 2011, 02:50:09 am
For those who are unexperienced like me :( LOL

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[EAF]Denlow: so you say pussy tastes good?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: it's a great feeling man
[EAF]Denlow: does it smell to you?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: smell like fish
CruzLeadGuitar: but I love it

LMFAO

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Reply #261 on: January 05, 2011, 02:52:01 pm
Quote from: Denlow on January 05, 2011, 02:50:09 am
For those who are unexperienced like me :( LOL

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[EAF]Denlow: so you say pussy tastes good?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: it's a great feeling man
[EAF]Denlow: does it smell to you?
CruzLeadGuitar: ye
CruzLeadGuitar: smell like fish
CruzLeadGuitar: but I love it
:conf:


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Reply #262 on: January 05, 2011, 10:46:22 pm
LOL


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Reply #263 on: February 07, 2011, 11:20:08 pm
B3$$1.eXe : W A S D dont move ??why
[VU_R]Drix : :D
[VU_R]Drix : Try <^> Exe
[IT]Morphine : <.>
B3$$1.eXe: ^
B3$$1.eXe: IT NO WORK
***B3$$1.eXe left the server. (Leaving)


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Reply #264 on: February 08, 2011, 05:47:09 pm
[EAF]Klaus: my cat is sitting in front of my monitor
[EAF]Klaus: <.>

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Reply #265 on: February 09, 2011, 01:38:11 am
Quote from: Denlow on February 08, 2011, 05:47:09 pm
[EAF]Klaus: my cat is sitting in front of my monitor
[EAF]Klaus: <.>
LOOOL, you can borrow my dog to teach your cat manners if you want  :D



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Reply #266 on: February 14, 2011, 11:22:14 pm


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Reply #267 on: February 15, 2011, 12:41:14 am
lolz

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Reply #268 on: February 15, 2011, 12:44:51 am
That was coming. :P


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Reply #269 on: February 18, 2011, 05:39:56 am
[WS]Bass: Anyone wants a green sentinel xs for sale?
[TB]Rice: kk yes I want
[WS]Bass: You want one?
[TB]Rice: no
[WS]Bass: Lol why then you said yes D: ?
[TB]Rice: speak french

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