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Reply #360 on: February 18, 2012, 08:33:39 am
Quote from: Morphine on February 17, 2012, 10:01:25 pm
There is chatlogs in it, smartass.

But they arent funny, stupidass  :mad:

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Reply #361 on: February 20, 2012, 04:05:07 am

This one actually went:

Han : Lost all my weps...
Fuzzy168 : In your face!!
Han : in my face? what?
Fuzzy168 : your weps are in your face
Han : what u mean with this?
Fuzzy168 : type /kill and you get your weps
Han : of course.

Malaysian Lagger..

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Reply #362 on: February 26, 2012, 12:29:58 pm


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Reply #363 on: February 26, 2012, 02:27:55 pm
^^ lol. that guy is weird.  :lol:


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Reply #364 on: March 24, 2012, 12:35:24 am


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Reply #365 on: March 28, 2012, 03:46:39 pm

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Reply #366 on: April 04, 2012, 09:39:57 pm
Standard, standard  :lol: -




Bad koppp -






Edit:

Shortly afterwards...



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Reply #367 on: April 05, 2012, 11:56:35 am
lol like i said he fits perfectly for ARPD :p


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Reply #368 on: April 08, 2012, 07:35:21 pm
Julian_Phenix: I'm a prostitute now?
[LW]Hitman: Yes, suck dik ;d
Julian_Phenix: How do i earn money?
[LW]Hitman: As i said, suck dick
[AsS_T]Kittrel: Suck cock
Julian_Phenix: No command called "suck"

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Reply #369 on: April 09, 2012, 12:43:01 am




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Reply #370 on: April 09, 2012, 11:21:24 am
MORPHINE B COP?



Anyways, lol

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Reply #371 on: April 12, 2012, 12:24:29 am
yirsja: show property owning license legend
yirsja: you own illegally
yirsja: you gangster kill and take over property
yirsja: i hear on news
yirsja: not move
yirsja: put your hands behind your head
yirsja: and let me check your pocket
[EAF]Klaus: this cop sees through your lies
yirsja: do it now
yirsja: or i shot
yirsja: we two police attack without hesitation
yirsja: tell me
yirsja: or shoot fire police on your car
[WS]Legend: wat
yirsja: no come near conversation
yirsja: yes i am police department chief
yirsja: for now
yirsja: because real chief is on picnic
yirsja: i am substitute

Some time later...:

yirsja: you admin?
yirsja: i am sorry
yirsja: ok u own property


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Reply #372 on: April 12, 2012, 12:33:38 am
yirsja is like new hanney


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Reply #373 on: April 12, 2012, 12:44:36 am
I was turned down from going near the police station, getting in my car, and touching my house in the space of 10 mins.  :cry:

Was beautiful.


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Reply #374 on: April 12, 2012, 01:12:13 pm
YAY! NEW CHIEF  :rofl:


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