VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[Huntsman]

There is chatlogs in it, smartass.

But they arent funny, stupidass 

[Fuzzy168]

This one actually went:

Han : Lost all my weps...
Fuzzy168 : In your face!!
Han : in my face? what?
Fuzzy168 : your weps are in your face
Han : what u mean with this?
Fuzzy168 : type /kill and you get your weps
Han : of course.

[Ave]

[Skrillex]

^^ lol. that guy is weird. 

[stormeus]

[Huntsman]

[~Legend~]

Standard, standard  -




Bad koppp -






Edit:

Shortly afterwards...

[brian1996]

lol like i said he fits perfectly for ARPD :p

[Huntsman]

Julian_Phenix: I'm a prostitute now?
[LW]Hitman: Yes, suck dik ;d
Julian_Phenix: How do i earn money?
[LW]Hitman: As i said, suck dick
[AsS_T]Kittrel: Suck cock
Julian_Phenix: No command called "suck"

[stormeus]

[Huntsman]

MORPHINE B COP?



Anyways, lol

[Jaga848]

yirsja: show property owning license legend
yirsja: you own illegally
yirsja: you gangster kill and take over property
yirsja: i hear on news
yirsja: not move
yirsja: put your hands behind your head
yirsja: and let me check your pocket
[EAF]Klaus: this cop sees through your lies
yirsja: do it now
yirsja: or i shot
yirsja: we two police attack without hesitation
yirsja: tell me
yirsja: or shoot fire police on your car
[WS]Legend: wat
yirsja: no come near conversation
yirsja: yes i am police department chief
yirsja: for now
yirsja: because real chief is on picnic
yirsja: i am substitute

Some time later...:

yirsja: you admin?
yirsja: i am sorry
yirsja: ok u own property

[Marcell]

yirsja is like new hanney

[~Legend~]

I was turned down from going near the police station, getting in my car, and touching my house in the space of 10 mins. 

Was beautiful.

[Call_me_Dad]

YAY! NEW CHIEF