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Reply #375 on: April 12, 2012, 01:55:54 pm
Marcus is on a picnic :O. Without me?!



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Reply #376 on: April 22, 2012, 11:05:33 pm
It went something like this....

[EAF]Marcell: You should spawn without melee weapons
[EAF]Klaus: why?
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[WSt]Stormeus: Because you have melee shops
[EAF]Marcell: we have melee shops
[EAF]Alarba: we should spawn naked
[EAF]Alarba: because we have clothes shops




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Reply #377 on: April 23, 2012, 04:11:09 pm
[WSt]Marcell: we have melee shops
ZOMG NO WAY!



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Reply #378 on: April 23, 2012, 04:16:53 pm


muhahahuah



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Reply #379 on: April 23, 2012, 04:19:34 pm
Lmao!



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Reply #380 on: April 23, 2012, 08:57:17 pm
 :cry:


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Reply #381 on: May 19, 2012, 01:36:36 pm



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Reply #382 on: May 29, 2012, 10:15:40 pm
^ Hehe.

Two more funny moments from this week:



[VU]Veteran claimed that he'd surrender if ID 10 (sniper777) spoke English. Immediate reaction:




In the end we got him to say three words; "no, ok, thanks".  :D


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Reply #383 on: May 29, 2012, 10:19:26 pm
LOL

Sniping It's not camping. It's tactically waiting.


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Reply #384 on: June 05, 2012, 10:28:13 am



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Reply #385 on: June 05, 2012, 12:50:14 pm
It ain't that funny, lol.



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Reply #386 on: June 06, 2012, 01:57:38 pm
*** [WS]Shadow throw omega pie of 99999999999999999 meter at Predator_Ver_2.0
*** Predator_Ver_2.0 eats omegapie
*** [WS]Shadow throws 3275629385732895639 spike piercing omega big exploding invisible pies at Predator_Ver_2.0
*** Predator_Ver_2.0 dodges by quiting game ( /q )
*** [WS]Shadow throws 249325893257932857 omega exploding pies at Predator_Ver_2.0
*** Predator_Ver_2.0 use fat guy as shield.
*** Predator_Ver_2.0 throw fat man at [WS]Shadow
*** Distance between Predator_Ver_2.0 and [WS]Shadow is 626.000 meters
*** [WS]Shadow: Hah, no Fat man can reach till here
*** [WS]Shadow use spiked pie shield of 999999999999 meter.

... after more pienuke launch

*** Predator_Ver_2.0 throw fatman at [WS]Shadow
*** Car of [WS]Shadow explodes
*** [WS]Shadow throws baseball at Predator_Ver_2.0
*** Predator_Ver_2.0 died.
*** Predator_Ver_2.0: Man that hurts!
*** [WS]Shadow direct hit!




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Reply #387 on: June 06, 2012, 02:16:53 pm
Shouldn't you be fighting crime?



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Reply #388 on: June 06, 2012, 02:22:18 pm
Well, he didn't die cause of the baseball ( he was rammed to death ). Just as a joke :) AND HE STARTED THROWING!




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Reply #389 on: June 06, 2012, 02:32:07 pm
looks like shadow found his soul-mate, who's gonna propose first??



 


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