VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[Mex]

Heres some funny logs from times in development.

=AV=Ghost: LMAO i just saw a turtle try and screw a upsidown sauspan on tv

[NS]Mex: !ad ghosts a nub
<ADVERTISE: ghosts. Contact: [NS]Mex (ID 0)>
<[NS]IceBoy: nice going.. u officially messed up a script>

[NS]Mex: what u think?
=AV=Ghost: LMAO robot chicken is halarious

<[NS]Mex: personal? whats that>
<[NS]Mex: like people?>
=AV=Ghost: LMAO

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[Ice]

=AV=Ghost: theere autokick for spam
=AV=Ghost: ?
=AV=Ghost: !food
[NS]IceBoy: no
=AV=Ghost: !buy piz
=AV=Ghost: !buy piz
=AV=Ghost: !buy piz
=AV=Ghost: !buy piz
=AV=Ghost: !buy piz
=AV=Ghost: !buy piz
=AV=Ghost: !buy piz
=AV=Ghost: !buy piz
=AV=Ghost left the server (kicked).
[NS]IceBoy: shit
[NS]IceBoy: oops



Lmao he got kicked for flooding

[Watahell]

**[2DM]Oh_Mandy wants to kill da admin
**[TCL]Watahell wants to kick all dmers
**[2DM]Oh_Mandy has left the server. (Leaving)

[PMP]

I loved these russians...



These San Andreas tourists...
This prank never gets old. :devroll:

Jamal goes swimming...

[Jubin]

[MPS]GIG: I tried to kill me
[MPS]GIG : what should I do

Dude, umm, get professional help.

[Goodblue]

SnookieK0: !report Grin hacks
Grim: hey I dont hack
Snookiek0: I said GriN
Grim: oh sorry
[NS]Goodblue: rofl XD

[PMP]

uber bug, the seasparrow had 1000HP instead of 100hp, so me and goodblue spend some time crashing it agaisnt buildings.


Me and goodblue were RPing hookers, this guy asked me how to use the "thing".

[Hawk]

***Mochie gives his underwear for washing
***Mochie picks his old underwear
***Mochie gives tjum a cup of coffee
***tjum throws the cup of coffee in toilets bole
***Mochie picks tjum's coffee from toilet bole and drinks it
[GTC]Chezor: LOL

[Hawk]

tjum: I challenge cops to chase me without using m60 or hunter.  :alert"

[Hawk]

Stop the off topic guys.. post only funny chat logs.. we are just discussing about 'killing the criminals with which gun without using m60 or hunter' but actually we got to post more funny chat log to make it funny. so find more chat logs guys..

 :hurray:
 

[Cr4ig0]

* Cr4ig0 is pissing on the sidewalk

Cop1:!sus Cr4 pissing in public
Cop1 suspected [GTC]Cr4ig0 for pissing in public
[GTC]Cr4ig0:lol
Cop2 killed [GTC]Cr4ig0(M60)
[GTC]Cr4ig0: WTF???!!?!?!?

[Call_me_Dad]

* Call_me_Dad : !wanted

Wanted Players : Wyper

* Call_me_Dad : !sur wyp

I went after him for 20 minutes

* Call_me_Dad : hey, u cant steal more than 5 cars in single suspect , Non RP

* Call_me_Dad : have u seen any1 doing it?

Wyper : yes, my Dad

* Call_me_Dad : i dont care what ur dad does

Wyper: he stole a heli too in rl



 :cool:    :evil:  :hit:  :flame:    :alert"

[Dexter]

TeaM_Solidje: Blow job for 10 bucks
[R*]Dexter: Okay!!
[R*]Dexter: let's do this
TeaM_Solidje: in public?
[R*]Dexter: yes i like it that way
TeaM_Solidje:Opens Dexter's pants
[R*]Dexter: Omg here we go
TeaM_Solidje: It is so big officer 
[R*]Dexter: I know
[R*]Dexter: Can you put it to ur mouth?
TeaM_Solidje:Bites Dexter's dick off
[R*]Dexter: aarrgghh
TeaM_Solidje: lol
[R*]Dexter: !sus solidje eating my dick

lot of lols

[TAC]Alarba:Dex
[R*]Dexter: ?
[TAC]Alarba: i spit my cake to my screen for that sus!!

[[TAC]Assassin]

**[TAC]Assassin hates dmers
**[TAC]Hitman loves to kick dmers
**[TAC]Assassin wants to kill hitman
[TAC]Hitman left the server (leaving).

[Xeonon]

**Xeonon sees solidje shooting from a sky scraper
**TeaM_Solidje wants to jump
TeaM_Solidje died.