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Offline Jaga848

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Reply #570 on: February 07, 2013, 08:40:12 am
Quote from: ~Legend~ on February 06, 2013, 06:45:14 pm
I seem to play most when I have hundreds of assignment deadlines to meet and exams to revise for. :D
Don't we all? :D


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Reply #571 on: March 30, 2013, 03:43:37 pm
Surrender now! before cops open fire!
STALKER: inb4 already has evaded
[DC]Lance: but im not wanted
[DC]Lance: :((
STALKER: lol
dutchmen: yes u are
STALKER: go /c wanted
No Wanted Players.
Officer dutchmen has suspected [DC]Lance.  Reason: being wanted

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Reply #572 on: March 30, 2013, 07:31:11 pm
dutchman is the next FBI chief, keep doing a bang of job! :D


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Reply #573 on: March 30, 2013, 08:19:06 pm
There's more:

asgamer says: sir
[DC]Hype shouts: madame!!
Officer asgamer has suspected [DC]Hype. Reason: crazy man
[DC]Hype shouts: lol!!
Marco: lol
>>[DC]Hype killed asgamer (Stubby Shotgun) (Torso)
nomik: great...
Officer nomik has suspected Petar.. Reason: Is normal man!
Marco: wtf
Marco: lol
[DC]Hype: LOL


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Reply #574 on: March 31, 2013, 12:13:38 am
Lol.

Here's one that shows how kind and loving we all are:


asgamer: klaus when gonna be argonath oscar
[EAF]Lherekov: Klaus isnt here
[EAF]Lherekov: He left because he hates you
Petar.: Ye
[EAF]Han: hahaha
Petar.: He gone off to kill you irl
asgamer: haha realy funny


asgamer runs away.. :D



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Reply #575 on: April 04, 2013, 11:48:59 pm


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Reply #576 on: April 04, 2013, 11:53:53 pm
Quote from: ~Legend~ on April 04, 2013, 11:48:59 pm


lold, that's just too much for one pic.


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Reply #577 on: April 05, 2013, 07:09:22 am
I can't believe I can go take a shit during a moment like this.


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Reply #578 on: April 07, 2013, 09:47:46 am
Look at this. You won't believe it. Someone ***** me  ;)


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Reply #579 on: April 08, 2013, 07:24:00 pm
I don't think he's the only one ( no, not me )


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Reply #580 on: April 29, 2013, 08:23:12 am
Here is another chat log:

   Notes: [EAF]mclovin was specing me.
              The guy in the Manana is Rapture.               
   :)






 


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Reply #581 on: April 29, 2013, 10:25:17 am
 :rofl:


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Reply #582 on: April 30, 2013, 06:42:26 am
You deserve the Best Hooker award, Kessu :)


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Reply #583 on: April 30, 2013, 10:30:52 am
Quote from: Luca Man on April 29, 2013, 08:23:12 am
Here is another chat log:

   Notes: [EAF]mclovin was specing me.
              The guy in the Manana is Rapture.               
   :)
Hahahaha I was so baffled at too.  :lol:

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Reply #584 on: April 30, 2013, 11:24:26 am
Quote from: Mclovin on April 30, 2013, 10:30:52 am
Hahahaha I was so baffled at too.  :lol:
Weeee, you're finally back :D


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