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Offline Nylez

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Reply #630 on: June 22, 2014, 04:04:36 pm
Fukin cars randomly causing u to crash. Aaaaaaa.

Ohhh so you're saying you're hurt, pansy? It's just a few holes, tough it out.

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Reply #631 on: June 26, 2014, 02:37:19 pm
Gamer has joined the server
Gamer: !admin
At this point, he noticed that there are no admins online since this command doesnt work, so he starts hacking.
Huntsman: It's /c admin :s.
Probably checks the /c admin command.
Gamer: Admin????
Administrator [WS]Legend: What's up?
Gamer: give me admin i give u forum
[WS]Legend: No, give me the forum first.
Gamer: k i give forum u give me admin
[WS]Legend: What domain is it?
Gamer: vcmp.something.net
[WS]Legend: But I preffer .com :(
Gamer: give admin i give forum.

A little later someone tells him that we already have a forum
Gamer has left the server (Leaving).

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Offline Nylez

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Reply #632 on: September 05, 2014, 09:49:15 am


:lol:

Ohhh so you're saying you're hurt, pansy? It's just a few holes, tough it out.

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Reply #633 on: September 05, 2014, 09:51:29 am
"engrish"- ©Nylez  :lol:


Don't with the furies

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Reply #634 on: September 05, 2014, 12:15:43 pm


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Reply #635 on: September 05, 2014, 12:42:20 pm
 :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #636 on: September 05, 2014, 05:24:54 pm
Quote from: Nylez on September 05, 2014, 09:49:15 am


:lol:
lol! Yo Nylez, whats that map mod you using? It looks awesome.


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Reply #637 on: September 05, 2014, 06:33:48 pm


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Reply #638 on: September 06, 2014, 07:24:25 am
lol


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Reply #639 on: September 06, 2014, 03:11:10 pm


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Reply #640 on: September 26, 2014, 12:49:07 pm
Looks like a mini GPS : p


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Reply #641 on: December 01, 2014, 11:02:59 pm














Just some of the gags I found funny from the last summer. lol.


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Reply #642 on: December 01, 2014, 11:34:01 pm
Quote from: Cerbero on December 01, 2014, 11:02:59 pm

Just some of the gags I found funny from the last summer. lol.
LOL

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Reply #643 on: December 02, 2014, 11:20:50 pm
[DC]Ki_Reddy: my phone is too distracting
[DC]Hype: f**k phones
[DC]Hype: there's skype for that
[DC]Hype: ^


Can't agree more with myself.


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Reply #644 on: December 03, 2014, 03:04:35 pm
Quote from: Hype on December 02, 2014, 11:20:50 pm
[DC]Ki_Reddy: my phone is too distracting
[DC]Hype: f**k phones
[DC]Hype: there's skype for that
[DC]Hype: ^


Can't agree more with myself.

I'm sorry to burst the bubble, but posting your own quotes in the funny chat logs is kind of... Umm.. Well.. You know..  :janek:

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