VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[Cr4ig0]

This happened when i was RPing as a hooker... don't ask.

[AG]Cr4ig0:Hey honey looking for a good time?
[BM]Sharp: sex????
[AG]Cr4ig0: Sex is 50 dollars
[AG]Cr4ig0: 20 dolars for BJ
[AG]Cr4ig0: 10 dollars for foot fetish
[AG]Cr4ig0: what will it be?
[BM]Sharp: Suck my duck

[Cr4ig0]

awesome sus!

[Cr4ig0]

[BM]Sharp????? It was [TAC]Gun

Dex bit of gun's dick but i blew off sharp... i think. It's a long time ago now (a few days :P)

Here's one that happened recently

[EAF]GreenEye: tell me all you know about KITT
***[AG]Daddy left the server. (Timeout)
[AG]Cr4ig0: lol
[EAF]GreenEye: Noooooooooo!

[VendettaX]

lol :P

[Gillie_Da_Kid]

Marco:Where do you live?
GDK: In Canada
Marco: Not IRL
GDK: Oh LOL
GDK: I don't live anywhere
Marco: Hobo LMFAO..

[Davron]

Team_JL:!Goto romeo Im too lazy

David_Ancelotti:lift your ass JL

Team_JL:elderly people in my pants

David_AncelottiP:LoL

[JayL]

Team_JL:!Goto romeo Im too lazy

David_Ancelotti:lift your ass JL

Team_JL:elderly people in my pants

David_AncelottiP:LoL

Actually !goto works with phrases after the nickname of person 

And the second one, credits to Chase teh weirdo of Argonath 

[Rossâ„¢]

There was a strange wave of wierd names joining the server, Then this happens, Which made us laugh!


***:[Darkness]: Joined the Server
Moe_Ross: Hey, Darkness Welcome to Argonath RPG
[R*]Dexter: Not going to kick him :P
Moe_Ross: :P
***:[Darkness]: Left the server (Timeout)
[R*]Dexter: no need i see wahaha
Moe_Ross: LOL


By: Moe Ross

[Dexter]

To make it easier to get point of that let me add previous kick

***: 31 joined server
Moe_Ross: Hey, 31 Welcome to Argonath RPG
***: 31 left the server (kicked) (reason: min 3 readable letters in nick pls)
R*Dexter: :P
R*Dexter: that was almost sad

And after couple mins

There was a strange wave of wierd names joining the server, Then this happens, Which made us laugh!


***:[Darkness]: Joined the Server
Moe_Ross: Hey, Darkness Welcome to Argonath RPG
[R*]Dexter: Not going to kick him :P
Moe_Ross: :P
***:[Darkness]: Left the server (Timeout)
[R*]Dexter: no need i see wahaha
Moe_Ross: LOL


By: Moe Ross

[Dexter]

I was giving tips for couple new guys on server. This case i was giving tip to UNDERTAKER16  :cool:


***TeaM_Daddy: get your hands in the air
***TeaM_Daddy: empty your pockets
UNDERTAKER16: aaa XD
UNDERTAKER16: what nesecit
***TeaM_Daddy checks the contents
[R*]Dexter: use /me to roleplay
***UNDERTAKER16 to roleplay
***TeaM_Daddy : what is this?
TeaM_Daddy: lol
UNDERTAKER16: xD
[R*]Dexter: LMAO!

[Cutt3r]

Me and Dex were trying out this glitch and he shot me when I was paused.
You end up high in the sky at that point of time.

Cutter is currently 10397.17 metres above sea level
Cutter : :s
Marco_Ancelotti : ooo
[R*]Dexter : You are in heaven

 

[Aragorn]

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[Jingle]

FBI_Undercover: lets brake the rules ?

[Davron]

[R*]Dexter: Can i Drive?

Davron: Sure

Davron:Is your eye better

[R*]Dexter:Yes

[R*]Dexter crashes into a car then a wall.

Davron:Are you sure you can see

[R*]Dexter:Yes

Dexter crashes into a wall again turn over gets back on track.

Daron: Are you sure you can see Dexter

[R*]Dexter:No,Not any more

[Marco]

***Liquid_Jesus has been kicked from the server. Reason : Carkilling

***Liquid_Jesus leaved the server (Kicked)

TeaM_Kessu : Argo is so violent

Marco_Ancelotti : Yes

TeaM_Kessu : It kicks even Jesus

Marco_Ancelotti : LOL