VC:MP Funny Chat Logs

[BlackEagle]

An old one
Advertisement: Mexican guy doing everything for money , every job . Contact Mexicanos.
BlackEagle : Mexican guy can be gay for money ?
Another Mexican : Noo !
Mexicanos : Erm.. how much will you pay ? 
 

[Davron]

Davron:What are you doing now
Romeo_Ancelotti:Going and take a shower
Davron:XD
minutes later. . . .
Davron:What are you doing now.
Romeo _Ancelotti:Going out the shower
Davron:XD
Davron:Your still in the shower
Romeo_Ancelotti:In in the shower and on the PC ><
Davron :Your PC is dummy proof
Romeo_Ancelotti:lol
Davron: lol

[Leonardo]

Marco_Ancelotti talks with shooping owner to tell about White Comet
Marco_Ancelotti hears :The owner of White manager,please,go to where
Marco_Ancelotti : ...you parked it
Leonardo: white manager? lol
Marco_Ancelotti: of White Comet LOL
Marco_Ancelotti: hhh
Leonardo: XD
Marco_Ancelotti: funny
Marco_Ancelotti: lol
Leonardo: White Manager i made print lol
Marco_Ancelotti: damm lol

[Snake]

ADVERT: Taxi 10$ per seconds.. Contact Marco_GhosT (ID 5)

 :roll:

[Raykaza]

Vladi joined the server
Dexter:i have to say Hello to you Ray...
Vladi:thnx Dex
You have Been kicked from the server

 

Vladi joined the server
Vladi :lol its a Nice way to say Hello...
player 1: lol
Player 2 : haha
vladi: btw why i got kicked ??,
You have Been kicked from the server

lol and after 4 times of Kick i knew that i forget to register

[Davron]

This what I would

**Davron is calling taxi in mailbu

Marco_Ghost: coming

mins later. . . .

Marco_Ghost: 10$ sec

Davron: O rly?

Davron start to walk

[Klaus]

lol there's always funny moments when it comes to taxis

[Marco]

Officer [WS]Marco Suspected [R*]Dexter for robbery (Resus)

[WS]Marco: You Sured D:

[R*]Dexter: yap :)

TeaM_Kessu: that smiley still makes me sad =/

SMILEEEY: Im not Smiley

[WS]Marco: LOL

[Salmonella]

DiheSforza: Lol, Do you know how much money i have xD?
[WS]Salmonella: No?
DiheSforza: $1338
[WS]Salmonella: LOL
DiheSforza: Want $1?
[WS]Salmonella: Sure, lol
DiheSforza: Lol! i got $1337! xD

[cumbia_chorra]

I logged in on VCMP

Then i type !aragorn:
Your choice: kick or ban?
Nikk: ?
Arnold: me????
asskick: who??
Nikk: what???

All the guys were freaked out  lolz

[Marco]

** PM>> [Law Channel] 3 [WS]Marco: U3 10-7, going deposit, over.

** PM>> [Law Channel] 1 Junin[BR ]: i dont know where is deposit, over.

** PM>> [Law Channel] 3 [WS]Marco: Deposit = Deposit money lol,over

[Janicch]

zydelis: !crime
zydelis is a corrupt law citizen.
[WS]Marco: lol
[VCPD]Moriarty: !area team
TeaM_Klaus is in Washington Beach
zydelis: am i corrupt? :p
[WS]Lazy_Sheriff: corrupt law citizen ^^
[SR]Omri: Quite corrupt
zydelis:

[Leonardo]

a Awesome Cop RP Moment with Marco.

*Sonny in this moment make me a hostage in Construction Site*
Officer [WS]Marco suspected Sonny_Ancelotti for making hostage.
[WS]Marco killed Sonny_Ancelotti. (Colt45)
[WS]Marco: lol
*in this moment i got 14 of HP.*
[WS]Leonardo: i gonna suicide cop,bye.
[WS]Marco: k
*Marco goes behind me and punches me*
*i fall from building*
[WS]Leonardo died
[WS]Leonardo: WTF
[WS]Marco: LOL
Sonny_Ancelotti: ROFL
[WS]Leonardo: i said ''i gonna suicide'',U NEED HELP ME,NOT MAKE ME DIE
[WS]Leonardo: -_-

[Ratko Gavrilovic]

lol i peed my pants almost when this happened

i forgot his name : WTH is sauron? :/
[WS]Marco : !sauron
Team_Klaus : Sauron lives in the lighttower.
Stefano_Forelli : Yeah and in the middle of the night he wakes up and haunts 11 year old children.
[WS]Marco : -_-

the next day...

Sauron joined the server
[WS]marco : wtf...
Stefano_Forelli : ROFLMAO !!
Team_Jingle : please change your name...

it is possible that it was not 100% like this becuz i was tired and cant remember everything
and marco, i did not said that for hate, just a little joke i hope your not mad

[Luk1w]

Hope you like it

I was waiting for him at the same place