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Offline Snake

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Reply #150 on: December 23, 2009, 10:07:03 pm
Villu_Sandiago: anyways
Villu_Sandiago: its great IRL
Villu_Sandiago: winter holidays :)
TeaM_Snake: ah, its summer for me
Villu_Sandiago: huh?
TeaM_Snake: i live on the southern hemisphere
Villu_Sandiago: ohh
Villu_Sandiago: USA?


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Reply #151 on: December 23, 2009, 10:34:11 pm
Quote from: Snake on December 23, 2009, 10:07:03 pm
Villu_Sandiago: anyways
Villu_Sandiago: its great IRL
Villu_Sandiago: winter holidays :)
TeaM_Snake: ah, its summer for me
Villu_Sandiago: huh?
TeaM_Snake: i live on the southern hemisphere
Villu_Sandiago: ohh
Villu_Sandiago: USA?

LOLOLOLOLOL.

He might have missed the Geography class,thats the basic of the basic. D::

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Reply #152 on: December 26, 2009, 01:05:26 am
Quote from: Kessu on December 01, 2009, 05:58:29 pm
Didn't I do the facepalm?  :cry:

ROFL, this before 1 month, when i was just new :)
I don't mean new at VCMP, because i was playing it before 2 years, but i stoped it for while, and i forgot everything about it xD, nice quote Klaus :P


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Reply #153 on: January 01, 2010, 05:08:04 pm
Well erm, me and Dexter were in the hotel with some women, she decided to have sex with me, and after she finished, she wanted more so... I told her to go to Dexter...

*** TeaM_Fabio points.
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*** [TCL]Dexter : no!
*** TeaM_Fabio : Yes for you, come on.
*** [WS]Leon_Kolta : Oh yes for you honey.
*** [WS]Leon_Kolta walks to Dexter.
*** [TCL]Dexter : stay away!
*** [TCL]Dexter : omg!
*** [TCL]Dexter : no!
*** [WS]Leon_Kolta gets down and pulls his pants down.

Then after this Dexter ran out of the hotel without his pants on and ran off with Leon chasing. :rofl:


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Reply #154 on: January 01, 2010, 05:16:29 pm
Lol,i was really bored and i decided to RP something different,it had end in that funny situation. :lol:

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Reply #155 on: January 01, 2010, 06:18:36 pm
Funny to who? I was embarassed  :lol:


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Reply #156 on: January 01, 2010, 08:49:18 pm
Anything to Censore? :lol: :rofl:


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Reply #157 on: January 05, 2010, 01:02:36 pm
Is there any ''Chatlog'' file for VCMP ?


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Reply #158 on: January 09, 2010, 03:16:24 pm
*** [EAF]shlomi52 starts to masturbate
*** [EAF]Natalia : omg MY EYES

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Reply #159 on: January 09, 2010, 04:18:29 pm
no i don't think so Niitro


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Reply #160 on: January 09, 2010, 08:38:50 pm
Admin Online : [EAF]Denlow,[TAC]Alarba
[TAC]Alarba has left the Server.(Timeout)
[EAF]Emre:Timeout
Admin Online : [EAF]Denlow
Rami:o.O Alarba
[EAF]Emre:Left
Rami:u r not admin anymore
[TAC]Alarba joined the server
[EAF]Emre:LOL
[EAF]Denlow:lol

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Reply #161 on: February 16, 2010, 10:57:06 am
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Reply #162 on: February 16, 2010, 11:39:09 am
Wrong topic, this is for VC:MP, that was on MTA:VC :)


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Reply #163 on: February 17, 2010, 04:49:22 pm
Quote from: Zaila on February 16, 2010, 11:39:09 am
Wrong topic, this is for VC:MP, that was on MTA:VC :)
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Reply #164 on: May 09, 2010, 12:24:46 pm
Games727 Collection, Best of Extra
Note please my questions were on purpose, don't get insulted Barbaro :P

Games727: hi
[EAF]Denlow: hi
[EAF]Denlow: Games
[EAF]Denlow: you love Barbaro?
Games727: i fishing over 2 hours a half get 20k
Games727: you mean ass again?
[EAF]Denlow: lol
[EAF]Denlow: for example
Games727: i dont meet her long time :(
[EAF]Denlow: you miss her?
Games727: dont mention it
[EAF]Denlow: lol
Games727: i keep chase rat whole days
[EAF]Denlow: :/
_______________________________________ _______________________
[EAF]Denlow: so Games
[EAF]Denlow: you homo?
Games727: maybe
[EAF]Denlow: you dont love barbaro so you dont love other girls?
Games727: i dint say like i say like to be friend
[EAF]Denlow: oh..
[EAF]Denlow: u... didnt want to... fuk her? (sry for this  :lol:)
Games727: i dint see real pics how i going to do as you say T_T
Games727: everyone wanna fuk
Games727: who care
[EAF]Denlow: lol
Games727: dont mention it
Games727: parent never care about fuk on son
[EAF]Denlow: O_O
Games727: as watching porn
[EAF]Denlow: lol
Games727: so it do fuk any where
Games727: who care
Games727: no one care just do it!
Games727: if u brave...
_______________________________________ _______________________
[EAF]Denlow: tell me
[EAF]Denlow: what do you think about barbaro?
Games727: feel nothing
[EAF]Denlow: i thought you love her
Games727: O_O
Games727: NO WAYS!
[EAF]Denlow: why?
Games727: see his face at pics first
Games727: sorry for cap
[EAF]Denlow: i saw her on pics so what?
Games727: hope dont fat and ugly
[EAF]Denlow: lol games
Games727: u see pics before?
[EAF]Denlow: yes
[EAF]Denlow: play a gentleman
Games727: no
[EAF]Denlow: why?
** pm from Games727 >> what about her ass
Games727: ?
[EAF]Denlow: i dont know
Games727: ha!
[EAF]Denlow: i havent touched it / saw
Games727: :9
Games727: :(
Games727: then i dint like it
[EAF]Denlow: you like asses?
Games727: well just hot and cute just dont fat
_______________________________________ _______________________
[EAF]Denlow: games I love talking with you
[EAF]Denlow: you spread shit like a doctor
Games727: well i joke a lot
[EAF]Denlow: :)
Games727: somethine dont read
Games727: dont take so serious
[EAF]Denlow: ofc
Games727: not real ok1
Games727: if u take too serious u gone insane!
[EAF]Denlow: :o!



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