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on: January 01, 2008, 10:27:45 pm
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Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 10:49:45 pm
Um....  :trust:

Whats ze point? Jokes? um.. not funny if ya ask me...

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Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 11:08:59 pm
Um....  :trust:

Whats ze point? Jokes? um.. not funny if ya ask me...
thats why they are dry.
Post some more plz.



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Reply #3 on: January 02, 2008, 12:09:33 am
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Reply #4 on: January 02, 2008, 12:17:54 am
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Player: Hey Hayden, where are you?
Hayden: In San Andreas. :lol:

:ps: Grovyle, stop trying to make gay jokes, they are not funny at all.

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Reply #5 on: January 02, 2008, 12:21:25 am
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Player: Hey Hayden, where are you?
Hayden: In San Andreas. :lol:

:ps: Grovyle, stop trying to make gay jokes, they are not funny at all.

Wait a sec... gonna edit :S



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Reply #6 on: January 02, 2008, 12:46:50 am
There's a soccer match between Jamaican and Ethiopia: result, half field smoked, other half eaten.



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Reply #7 on: January 02, 2008, 08:05:44 am
lol hayden i was there
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Reply #8 on: January 02, 2008, 12:53:11 pm
Whats the fastest animal in the world? A chicken running through Ethiopia.
Whats the second fastest? The Ethiopian chasing it.



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Reply #9 on: January 02, 2008, 01:19:21 pm
What animal should you never play poker with?


A cheetah!

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Reply #10 on: January 02, 2008, 03:28:41 pm
What animal should you never play poker with?


A cheetah!
that made me laugh sorry my himour was venurable then  :lol:



 


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