So lets play a game of Then and Now. Here's how things were in RS1, and what we "KNEW" of Argonath. I've listed the highlights of the ancient topic, but if you want the sauce:
http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?topic=3758.0Please post what you've learned to do or not do since you've been in Argonath!
First:
- Blue Hell
- Yellow Markers to Enter Buildings
Second, Attitude:
[R*]RON: That house will be about 180000.
[R*]RON: Stuart, do u have such money
Stuart_Dragons: nope :-(
[R*]RON: how much do u have?
Stuart_Dragons: about 9k
[R*]RON: ???
Stuart_Dragons: 9k
[R*]RON: 9000 - and you wanted to buy a house?
[R*]RON: ffs....
Thirdly, the facts:
« Posted by Vaeldious on: June 02, 2007, 03:03:24 pm »
FUN FACTS
About Argonath RPG
- Jetpack does not make you impervious to solid objects.
- Planes do not bounce very high off ground if landing gears are up.
- Spinning really fast while drunk makes me dizzy.
- Gas Pumps CAN be blown up by punching.
- CapsLock is NOT sexy.
- When falling from a cliff without parachute, remember: You can't fly.
- I have Magic Jelly Beans.
- [R*]Ronnel's camper cannot fly unless [R*]Ronnel is flying it.
- Groves do not spawn with tec-9's. No matter HOW gangster you think you are.
- Pizzaboy chases FTW!
- "Bring Your Own Weapon" does not mean 'Fists'.
- Suicide from bridge over water in counter-productive.
- Tanks do not float very well.
- Boats do not naturally spawn at LSPD or Grove Street.
- Alcohol and flying a Hydra do not mix well; Coca-cola does.
- All DMers are emo (-_\\)
- People like to watch [R*]Ron pee.
« Reply by Gandalf on: June 02, 2007, 11:03:19 pm »
- Most banned players have family.
- Nobody uses a command until it is not working
- If you want a player to leave, make them admin and revoke their rights.
- I aim better if I am drunk.
« Reply by Hafford_Araatus on: June 03, 2007, 12:58:52 am »
- SAMP and dial up don't mix
- Boats shouldn't fly
- Boats shoudln't be ontop of the highest tower in LS
- S0biet users have a lot of ammo
- Lag is hacking
- You can be sued for shooting a person 4 mins after you shoot them (not /su)
- Random planes in the middle of the road are bad for you
- User Tracks radio, dial up, and a Infernus make you go above 500
- Teleporting onto main admins ends up badly
- Boats CAN end up on roofs
- Flying helicopters in blue hell is dangerous
- Flying helicopters in blue hell is extreamly pointless and fun
- People in blue hell talk in caps a lot
- People in blue hell are a hazzard to drivers
- Don't idle in cop spawn area
- Don't play in east los santos
- Crowds of fans follow [R*]RON a lot
- NRG Doesn't spawn in Groove St.
- Infernus doesn't spawn in Groove St.
- Helicopters parked in the middle of Groove st. = a lot of fun for someone
- Pertending to of timedout can save your life
- Yelling abuser in real life makes people look at you sideways
- Pausing when being parked on by a car doesn't save your life
- Pausing when jumping from high places doesn't save your life
- Pausing when being beat by a gang of gray named groove st. skins CAN save your life.
« Reply by Jay Adams on: June 03, 2007, 04:35:09 pm »
- jays name is jay not gay (this is pointed at JOHN)
- do not make funny noises on the police radio u will get kicked
- do not piss of ron it = perm ban
- clowns are funny
- a minigun is a ban for life
- 90% of people are money loving
- stop asking ron about casinos or thell be perm closed
- (THE MAIN POINT)argounath rules
« Reply by Shifter on: June 04, 2007, 10:33:06 am »
- Nobody likes a man hooker
- 90% of GTA players are males (not being sexist)
- 70% of people love me
- 95% of people want to be in [R*]
« Reply by Petey on: June 04, 2007, 10:51:38 am »
- 75% of people like the look of my car when i mod it
- 1% of people have killed RON at least once
- 99% of people that have face RON in battle have lost
- 5% of people knows how good of a driver Petey is
- 75% of people miss Petey from the game
Reply by wkter on: June 05, 2007, 06:15:22 pm »
- killing [R*]Ron gets you banned
- you don't get su for bad driving (not me (I drive bad ALL the time))
- helikilling don't gets u kicked unless you shout it out loudly (SOL
)
- refueling your can CAN cost you your life and $100 ++
- don't make you can spin in a circle (got su for 'burning. New asfalt costs a lot')
- cheaters love the groovies
- CAPS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GAY
- cops are corrupt
- you can't get a holliday in-gme without pingout
- try to immagine IF this serlver was real life (wow)
- don't talk unless you'r talked to
- don't chat after been at samp for some hours (u risk to press t before you're talking)
- you can't rob ppl (they cant rp enough to get robbed)
- cars are not suposed to be at the LS tower
- say ppl are noobs ('no noobs here' comes up with BIG lettes, fun D) )
- don't use more than 1min at the bathroom (ppl might think you have been kidnapped)
- if you are gonna DM, make sure its someone that can't english (so noboddy understands when they report you)
- cheating is allowed at other servers (im being ironic)
- don't drink battery while playing (you might lose control)
- you can't be drunk
- don't drink ingame (noboddy sees you drinking anyway)
- 70% of the hackers got a brother
- NEVER EVER EVER, stop if you gon an cool car and someone asks if you want money (they will carjack you)
- /carlock don't work good
- don't drive slowely with a tank (ppl will carjack you)
- admins are slow to react.
- I got nothing more to say
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