Hey guys,
I was checking the links out on my audition videos and came across you and some other forum that have been talking about me. The other guys at the other forum were all "faggot!" "retard!" and they clearly were taking my audition too seriously. It is a serious audition, but it is also supposed to be funny, so I am glad that I made some of you laugh. Also, thank you for not making pointlessly hostile comments about me--it's a sure sign of maturity.
Anyway, I've send my proposal to Rockstar now, and they're sure to get in touch with me soon. I need your help, though! Please go to my video and leave positive ratings and reviews to show them how good I am. I have five goals this year, and you would be going a long way to help with one of them.
Thanks again.
David Elliott,
The internet celebrity.