Little Havana SCREW THIS!

[Rapture]

Little Havana's very own SCREW THIS! is located very near the PD in the same area.
Any and every customer is welcome (unless you start some trouble y'know...)


Our menu of tools contains various construction, sports & home equipment such as:
• Hammers
• Harpoons
• Baseball bats
• Antique katanas (very valuable, mostly used for decor).
• Chainsaws (heavy-duty construction equipment, must be used with safety goggles).



You can always contact the owner; =AV=Salmonella, for any questions you may have.
If the store is closed the owner's phone number is written on the door, otherwise you can call any of the employees at your leisure (given they are available).


• Rapture
• Reaper
• Hype
• =AV=Salmonella

If you wish to work at our store, feel free to contact Rapture, Reaper or =AV=Salmonella in-game.

[Johan_S]

Good quality tools. Really satisfied with the Chainsaw.

[Klaus]

'Screw this', and doesn't sell screw drivers

[Rapture]

Dear, POTENTIAL CUSTOMER
Your COMPLAINT has been FILED, we as the ownership at SCREW THIS! like to take in consideration every complaint we get, which approximately takes $%@àⁿÉ# YEARS.

Good quality tools. Really satisfied with the Chainsaw.

Dear, CUSTOMER
Thank you for your purchase, we hope you enjoy/enjoyed your CHAINSAW.

[Klaus]

So when will I be able to buy a screw driver?

[Rapture]

Here we have a happy customer eagerly waiting to try out his new construction equipment!

[Marcell]

So when will I be able to buy a screw driver?

Dear Customer, due to the complaint you've posted we have decided to start selling screwdrivers. Please buy one as soon as it's possible else you will be blacklisted from our store.

[Klaus]

else you will be blacklisted from our store.

What does that mean?

[Call_me_Dad]

What does that mean?

Screw you!

[Nylez]

The Chainsaw is the glory of the store. Used it a few times and it is beautiful 

[Tony_Alinari]

Screw you "Screw this"!

Krugers cost $850 at affiliated Ammunations and chainsaw's costs $600?

[Rapture]

Store has undergone new management by the time being, but the organization stays the same. Rapture is still the founder of this fine establishment and has a final say in things.

Screw you "Screw this"!

Krugers cost $850 at affiliated Ammunations and chainsaw's costs $600?

Hey! Do you know much chainsaws cost?! That doesn't even include the free gas that comes with them! So, SCREW YOU!

[Rapture]

Fishing season is officially open! Get your cheapest harpoon in town at Screw This! 20% cheaper than any other shop in town for only $199.99!

[Huntsman]

YES! It's one cent lower than 200! Will definately buy!

[brian1996]

YES! It's one cent lower than 200! Will definately buy!

Go back to SAMP boards, you're not playing here.