Crazy taxi

[Sockom]

E'yo it's yo nigga Sockom here, bringing you the fastest and cheapest fare services in Vice City! Our fully-tuned Infernus convoys will get you away from the wanted zone in no time !

Equipment We use turbocharged Infernuses as taxis. Those are the fastest cars in town and will get you at your destination quick and in style !
	Fares We'll discuss on the price when I'll see you face, dem real niggz get discount ya know...

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Look at that fresh driver always here to pick you up when ya want to get yourself away from the cops !

That's it folks! We also do special VIP voyages for the real G's out there, so gimme a holla when you need a special pickup at 1-800-CRAZYTAXIKFC ! Cya and fill my wallet beesh !

[Marcell]

This negro provides best taxi services in town. If you need to get somewhere with a free haircut at same time, get a ride and ask him to open the window.

[Klaus]

This negro provides best taxi services in town

I disagree. I prefer those short guys with the mustaches and Hawaiian shirts

[Marcell]

I disagree. I prefer those short guys with the mustaches and Hawaiian shirts

You're just biased cause they come from Haiti/Havana 

[Huntsman]

Isn't this illegal? 

[Hype]

Isn't this illegal? 

Don't be silly, of course it's not, it's hard work 

[XkillerX]

Don't be silly, of course it's not, it's hard work 

Not so much hard work if you are driving an infernus.

[Sockom]

I was waiting for dem haterz

[XkillerX]

Chill down no hater feeling 

[Nylez]

I've been driven over by this Infernus Taxi service before, so I'm keeping a grudge against this company. Better stay away from Haiti 

Just kidding bro, good luck with your company. Don't forget to check your rear mirror every now and then 

[Sockom]

We gonn ram them fatbois 4 ever

Much thanks Nylez !

[ParaNarthan]

Anyway We( Remu SuperFast Taxi) are the best. We offer cheap rates and we don't drive reckless and we are recruiting some new members Soon We will Be the Only Taxi Service and u will become the rival taxi in Cabmaggedon 

[XkillerX]

Wasn't that offensive? 

[Klaus]

I wouldn't worry about any competition from Sockom, he isn't exactly a licensed taxi driver.

[ParaNarthan]

I can drive Well

Sockom don't think bad! - Can you join our Taxi Agency? Teamwork is Better Than Solo - Socrates(:P) Sockom-Socrates ok?