GROTTI Automobile - The Ultimate Car Showroom!

[Joey]

Imagine yourself driving through Star Junction with your convertible, feeling the light breeze of the wind through your hair and smelling the burned rubber of your tires. You throttle up to drive away with as much noise as your car can produce whilst all the civilians on the sidewalk admire you. Lovely sight, isn't it? This sight, as you may have guessed, is only for the higher classes of Liberty City. Let the poor behind, and focus more on what future car you want to buy.

We are GROTTI, a car dealer located in the heart of Liberty City. We are the ultimate place for buying any luxury car you would like to buy. We offer a wide range of luxury cars, ranging from Sedans to Super cars. Would you like to become one of the higher classes of Liberty City? Don't hesitate or listen to your wife, and come to us to buy your dream car today! You can find us at Middlepark East, Algonquin.

Starting price: $125.000

"Merging the style and craftsmanship of a classic English Luxury Motorcar with the feature set of a high-end SUV."




Starting price: $180.000

"The Banshee defines the modern sports class. Light, low, with sweeping curves and perfect lines, the only thing under its mile-long hood is a feral V8 twin-turbo fighting for space with its driver's colossal manhood."




Starting price: $200.000

"Something made in America that can still take on the Asian imports? Yes, the Coquette has withstood the test of time and, with this new model, Invetero blew through all their bailout money to create an end product that only the 1 procent can afford. Don't bite the hand that feeds you."




Starting price: $250.000

"The original Cog Cabrio was a landmark in bringing luxury grand tourers to a wider market, which explains why every five-figure broker with a pinstripe suit and a history of sexual assault has one. Invest in this new four-door model, with more headroom and a plush interior, and you should stand out of the crowd for at least another couple of months. This model has an extended wheelbase."




Starting price: $299.000

"Updated classic's looks, power, heritage and exclusivity will turn heads and open legs (opening legs not guaranteed). It's as conspicuous as consumption gets, and you don't care. Actually, you probably do care or you wouldn't be thinking about buying it!"




Starting price: $300.000

"You always wanted one of these when in high school - and now you can have the car that tells everyone yes, these are implants - on your head and in that dizzy tart next to you. Boom. You go, tiger!"




Starting price: $310.000

"The Italians are unrivalled in flamboyance, sex scandals and financial improprieties. Now you can be too!"




Starting price: $333.000

"They only made a handful of these beauties, and that's not just because of their track record of corporate embezzlement. No, it's a result of a commitment to individual aspiration and strict exclusivity that stems from a deeply held belief that the one percent is the only percent that matters. And if that sounds like an opportunity to prove something, it is."




3030 / 7007 / 7077 - Joey Stark
E-mail : [email protected]

[superh2o]

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[CoolGuy295]

I'm not gonna wish you good luck as you don't need it.

But anyway, the topic could do with a map location of the store, just so that players who do not know the road names can have something to refer to if they get lost.

Either way, it's a good topic, keep it up. 

[Younes]

Topic looks great, Joey!
Nice picture for the comet

Good luck!

[Norrage]

Good looking topic Joey! Good luck with the business.

[Joey]

      GROTTI Automobile would like to congratulate Ms.Emily "Twenty" Sanderson for buying their dream car from us: a brand new Super GT! You have just joined the long list of satisfied customers that have purchased their vehicle from GROTTI Automobile. Your business is appreciated by us, and we are so happy to have had the pleasure of meeting you! We hope you enjoy your new car, it was a pleasure meeting you! Should you have any other questions, please do not hesitate in contacting us! We are always available to answer any questions you may have!

               

[Fallout]

Imma soon buy Inferus for some purpose! Since I already brought a Comet from grotti. But prices are high but I believe these cars are not for everyone! Its for few that have unique and deserves those! Good topic!

[Joey]

Imma soon buy Inferus for some purpose! Since I already brought a Comet from grotti. But prices are high but I believe these cars are not for everyone! Its for few that have unique and deserves those! Good topic!

Sure! We will be looking forward to do business with you again. Call us next time before you buy so we can register your purchase on our website (forum topic) here, just like Ms.Emily.

[Joey]

       GROTTI Automobile would like to congratulate Mr.Nick Smith for buying their 1st sports car from us: a brand new Banshee! or "The Black Dahila" as they like to call it. You have just joined the long list of satisfied customers that have purchased their vehicle from GROTTI Automobile. Your business is appreciated by us, and we are so happy to have had the pleasure of meeting you! We hope you enjoy your new car, it was a pleasure meeting you! Should you have any other questions, please do not hesitate in contacting us! We are always available to answer any questions you may have!

               

[Joey]

       GROTTI Automobile would like to congratulate Mr.Harzy Crozier for buying their new super car from us: a brand new Infernus! "Somertimes in life, what you need is a whole lot of bull" said Mr.Croizer while buying his car. You have just joined the long list of satisfied customers that have purchased their vehicle from GROTTI Automobile. Your business is appreciated by us, and we are so happy to have had the pleasure of meeting you! We hope you enjoy your new car, it was a pleasure meeting you! Should you have any other questions, please do not hesitate in contacting us! We are always available to answer any questions you may have!

               

[Joey]

       GROTTI Automobile would like to congratulate Ms.Darksune Miku for buying their new super car from us: a brand new Infernus! Ms. Miku's thoughts about the car were "Its slim, fast and comfortable". You have just joined the long list of satisfied customers that have purchased their vehicle from GROTTI Automobile. Your business is appreciated by us, and we are so happy to have had the pleasure of meeting you! We hope you enjoy your new car, it was a pleasure meeting you! Should you have any other questions, please do not hesitate in contacting us! We are always available to answer any questions you may have!

               

[Joey]

       GROTTI Automobile would like to congratulate Mr.Lint Lajon for buying their new luxury sports car from us: a brand new SuperGT!. You have just joined the long list of satisfied customers that have purchased their vehicle from GROTTI Automobile. Your business is appreciated by us, and we are so happy to have had the pleasure of meeting you! We hope you enjoy your new car, it was a pleasure meeting you! Should you have any other questions, please do not hesitate in contacting us! We are always available to answer any questions you may have!

               

[Joey]

      GROTTI Automobile would like to congratulate Mr.about8pandas for buying their first SUV from us: a brand new HUNTLEY! You have just joined the long list of satisfied customers that have purchased their vehicle from GROTTI Automobile. Your business is appreciated by us, and we are so happy to have had the pleasure of meeting you! We hope you enjoy your new car, it was a pleasure meeting you! Should you have any other questions, please do not hesitate in contacting us! We are always available to answer any questions you may have!

               

[superh2o]

Joey you had 8 pandas in store, and failed to take any for me DEMOTED!!!

[Joey]

DEMOTED!!!