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Offline Aragorn

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on: January 17, 2008, 07:15:17 pm
Please post...  :)
I will start...

Watahell: Still I do not see a reason to post that "fucktard". He could just have used "rulebreakers", which would look more polite and respectful. Even being a quote.
Gandalf: Have you ever seen a player type "Admin could you please spare some time to ban this rulebreakers"?  :lol:

You found paradise in Argonath. You had a good game, you made good friends. The admins protected you and there were courts of law. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Aragorn, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect.

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Reply #1 on: January 17, 2008, 07:16:04 pm
Quote from: Aragorn on January 17, 2008, 07:15:17 pm
Please post...  :)
I will start...

Watahell: Still I do not see a reason to post that "fucktard". He could just have used "rulebreakers", which would look more polite and respectful. Even being a quote.
Gandalf: Have you ever seen a player type "Admin could you please spare some time to ban this rulebreakers"?  :lol:

hahahaha I remember that lmao


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Reply #2 on: January 17, 2008, 10:40:23 pm
i think we will find the best Quotes from the unban section ;)

but i am hoping no one quotes me from the member pics lmao


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Reply #3 on: January 18, 2008, 12:25:18 am
lol shitloads of mine should end up here :P...

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Reply #4 on: January 18, 2008, 01:14:59 am
I would like more funny quotes then comments, please...

You found paradise in Argonath. You had a good game, you made good friends. The admins protected you and there were courts of law. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Aragorn, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect.

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Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008, 01:26:59 am
Some from Member pics:

Quote from: Petey on January 16, 2008, 05:49:54 am
omfg, no joke you look like one of the twins that is on my footy team.. and if your anything like him you have a massive (censered) :lol: no joke there



Quote from: Obi1 on January 02, 2008, 10:51:25 pm
And PiMP seriously photoshop a pair of binoculars on that picture of u and BAM your a pedofile  :conf:

EDIT:

Some more I just remembered:

Quote from: Gandalf on January 10, 2008, 06:18:14 pm
A Holden GTFO ???  :conf: :rofl:


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Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008, 02:29:48 am
dam i knew that quote would end up there :lol:

some of my own :)
all from Ronnel :P

Quote from: Gandalf on January 09, 2008, 02:43:36 pm
Russians use Vodka :roll: then you do not need a sledge hammer.  :razz:

Quote from: Gandalf on July 20, 2006, 08:42:31 am
Mexos working hard ? OMG that that would be the first time  ;)

Quote from: Gandalf on July 30, 2006, 12:12:35 pm
But this magazine with nude mexos will be bought by the cops  :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on July 31, 2006, 10:20:44 am
Topics here will not be locked for spam (I love spam )



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Reply #7 on: January 18, 2008, 02:45:24 am
Quote from: Petey on August 20, 2007, 01:01:14 pm
in 20 years i will be 36, i should be happily married with 2 kids

Quote from: Gandalf on August 20, 2007, 03:12:39 pm
Petey why would you want to marry kids ?  :lol:

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Quote from: Gandalf on August 20, 2007, 03:12:39 pm
In 20 years the children of Aragorn will complain about being banned by my children.  :D

Lmfao, Ronnel's humour is ze best :rofl:


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Reply #8 on: January 18, 2008, 03:50:50 am
Quote from: GTASimo on January 14, 2008, 08:31:49 pm
yes plz i never dm or hack again plz! and sorry coz i taxiboost hacked plz unban argonath is my favorite server!

Funny

Quote from: Jaaskaa on January 17, 2008, 05:38:20 am
I don't know but if I catch them, they won't live long zomg. I thought that torture was abolished by the UN declaration of men rights ...OMG ... How can they ... destroy a so wonderful song from Nirvana ... Omg ... If Kurt would hear this, he would shoot hisself again but this time with a bazooka man ...
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Reply #9 on: January 18, 2008, 05:28:20 am
some more :)
i love Ronnel :razz:

Quote from: Gandalf on September 07, 2006, 10:35:23 pm
Great song... we need more like this one....perhaps we can make a special radio show for it  :rofl:
Would be something like Idols if ya kno what I mean  :roll:

Quote from: Gandalf on September 24, 2006, 11:40:55 am
Shrinpower we do try, but if someone gets blown up by a nade for the 3rd time they can be excused for saying the F word. ;)

Quote from: Gandalf on September 27, 2006, 06:38:57 pm
We could have called the command !payfine as well... but !bribe just sounded more natural. Remember our Russian souls  :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on September 30, 2006, 05:07:31 pm
I know just a little bit about programming  :redface:
After the first 3 or 4 programming languags become irrelevant. It is just logic combined with English  :lol:

Quote from: Gandalf on October 13, 2006, 06:00:32 pm
* Gandalf has no idea how Aragorn got those recordings  :redface:

Quote from: Gandalf on October 09, 2006, 02:08:57 pm
I agree with Aragorn. Anyone called leader should have some power.  A President or Major without any power is like... real life ??  :rofl:

And nobody gets my limo  :evil:


Quote from: Gandalf on October 13, 2006, 07:15:55 pm
Bungle respect the mistakes of Aragorn or you will be banned  :rofl: :hit: :rules: :redface:

Quote from: Gandalf on October 18, 2006, 12:36:32 pm
I will be at work  :flame: so here is my joke.....

What do you call Aragorn when he is lying in his bed sleeping ?

Under-cover Admin  D)

who can do worse ? :redface:

thats enough for now :)



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Reply #10 on: January 18, 2008, 07:11:04 am
It was on a ban topic a while ago, a classic and funny quote

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And never come back... Or I'll fuck you again right in small virgin kid ass...
Topic locked, pussy banned...

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Reply #11 on: January 18, 2008, 01:35:40 pm
mhh I saved some for special occasions wel guess this is it

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Chemistry is easy. Take a bottle of NitroGlycerine and label it 'shake to use'.

and then there is this Ron at his eh dirtiest  :rofl:

Quote from: Aragorn on August 28, 2007, 07:41:04 am
Cos next time you will flame - you will get a very big penis (Is RON a penis? Yeah, I am) into your flaming mouth...



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Reply #12 on: January 18, 2008, 07:27:23 pm
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Evidence - We do not care to watch your ass with the bottle inside... Aragorn .

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Reply #13 on: January 18, 2008, 07:55:54 pm
Seems that it's most main admins that are funny -_-'
how they got time to make jokes? go work ffs :)


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Reply #14 on: January 18, 2008, 08:33:24 pm
Oh wel I just found those easily  .. Anyway I think gandalf does have  nice dry humo (almost english you sure you are russian ?) , Abe used to be a funny player but these days it seems he is only sarcastic If you want me to quote you BE FUNNIER people or this will be a summary of Gandalf quotes  :)


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