[SA:MP] EL RASTA GRINGOS

[DinoKid23]

CHAPTER I  - ORIGIN

Aayo wagwahn fam come ova ‘ea lemme tell you a stowwy ov how i comed to dis lyfe mon sit sit ese!! Lissen nigga!! It wuzz tirty, march, nineteen sixxy nine, my ma wuz wahkin’ don dah hood buyin groceriez. Her name be Aaliyah Shaniqua Raboteau eh and she be a stripper back in da day mon, she make da big bucks but she take tha fucks in tha batty hole, damn mon. One nigh some college vatos be liek lezz party in the club me ma was workin. Dey dint use no condom mon and dey fuck me ma in da you know what i mean mon.. worss part wuz dat dey aint no just wun race, it was dem all. Der was a chinese guy, mexican nigga, and a black nigga. I aint talk bout no JAMAICAN rasta, i talk about CHICAGO nigga, crip blood nigga ese.three diffrint kinds of kum be comin and dey all mix,wuzz a rare event ese, all three mix and now im mexican, chicano, and chinese. CHINESE!!! Wen i was born mon my ma throw me out da window and say what da fucc is dis, i still remember mon look at me back, big big scar mon. i show you sometime but ri now i tell u story ese vato. Anywey i crawl back on my feets and i some habbibi pick me up steal me and run for life to boat. Yes a abbibi take so they can arvest my kidney and organ but nah nigga aint no random puto take mah kidney and heart nigga i punch him right in da face and i crawl away bruddauh.

CHAPTER II - CARTEL

I look around and i see i at da mexico an sum cartel leada take me and treat as own son nigga it was lit as fucc deadass bruh rasta. I got da latina big bootie shake wile i smoke some kushy kushy and shoot dem coyotes at da border. I mention i wuzz six beck den. After tu day, i get bored and wen soon i was seven i take dah cartel boss glocc and shoot he head nigga.  all obey now me, i run dis shit. Bet den i take control all da drug ring and day tu i be taken by dah feds. Eff bee mofuckin eye tak me down i dunno how but fuk nigga i punch da agent in da eye and dip bro i take next airplane and fly to los santos fam.

CHAPTER III - FRESH OFF BOAT & CONNECTIONS

I arrive da los santos airport rasta mon and i waz like eight year old fam. I crawl to da all saint general hospital and dem doctor take care me until i was sixteen fam. I wuzz like i NEED da CONNECTIONOS. CONNECTIONS MEANS MONEY AND POWA RASTA. Nigga are u even still awake puto?? Fucc you. Anywey i walk to idlewood and see dese fake ass black crip niggas but i was like fucc it im rollin wit deeze niggas. I waz like wussuh wussuh and den they waz like who da fuck is this nigga. What nigga i say high bruh then i killed one dem bitches whatever he name is tobi dawsen some shit like that fuck then they all disappear. I was like bruh aite den what ever. I walk round da streets inglewood and i go to some gas station smelly ass farmers and black people der i was like fucc who dese niggas they smell like ass but mayb they cool. When i go to dem some cop come and shoot them all up, ese i hear his name was danjiel kovansky or some shit fucc he was cool cop but fuck he killed all dem purple ballaz so i gess we move on.

CHAPTER IV - THE MAFIA

I was walkin away from da gs9 rasta and den i approaching da verdent buffs or whatever it called, it had a big manssin so yeah and i see dem all driving super car and shit i was like bruh what is dis fass and furious family?? Nah dey be called corleone fam. I was like dam i watch the movie “the godfather” about vito corleone or something i was like muss be da same. It was exaccly the same as the movie fam, same lass names, exccep dey be shooting everyon for no reason fam it was fuckin LITTTTT. Boi i was like boi letss git it. Nexx day i go bak they all gon what the fak. Finally i found good gang and dey all dip on me bruh. Fucc dem too. I go to verona beach and i see all dese people jumping arounn. I be askin der name and dey was like lukiano or some shit like dat ese, dey had all deze guns and they always cookin up weed field so i was like alright lit. bet rasta, boi i went to em and dey shoot me for no reason. WAT dey shoot me for bruh ON SITE no warning bruh and i run away wit a gunshot to my belly button. Bruh for why. Fucc em too. Then i swim to san fier- - you know what fucc it you know what im already gon say probably someting about ow dey was coo den they do some shit - - FUCC EM TOO DEADASS .

CHAPTER V - YOU WAN SOMETING DON RIGHT? DO IT YOSELF

Aite so i was bacc in los santos at my crib, mah trap house and i was like, nigga imma start a set. I cooked up some weed, turned up da tee vee, watch some telletubbies and some dat power rangers. Den i tinking, my set finna be a mafia. No wait, it finna b a GANG. NAH WAIT, ESE WE FINNA BE A MOB. WE FINNA BE EL RASTA GRINGOS MON. LOOK OUT EVVRYJUAN, JAMAAR RABOTEAU IN DA STWEETS.





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Jamaar Raboteau

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RASTA
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