I was talking to hess.
(10:09) PMP: Good morning Hess!
(10:10) PMP: ohh, forget it, it's 7pm in there... -.-'
(10:11) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: lol
(10:11) PMP: then, How was your day?
(10:12) PMP: mine just started so not much.
(10:12) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: hmm
(10:12) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: it was ok
(10:12) PMP: school?
(10:13) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: average...
(10:13) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: couple of tests
(10:13) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: maths and german
(10:13) PMP: Speak a little german to amuse me plz!
(10:13) PMP: plz
(10:14) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: do u know german?
(10:15) PMP: aufidersin?
(10:15) PMP: volkswagen?
(10:15) PMP: danka?
(10:16) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: lol, du sprechen sie deutsch ja?
(10:17) PMP: nein
(10:17) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ich sprechen sie deutsch und english, du sprechen sie english
(10:18) PMP: whats "du"?
(10:18) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: you
(10:18) PMP: ohh, ja
(10:18) PMP: ich sprechen sie english
(10:19) PMP: i'm getting good at this
(10:19) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N:
(10:19) PMP: Now I just have to speak russian and I would have equal my dad
(10:20) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ja, du bist gut
(10:20) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: only russian word i know is hui
(10:20) PMP: Here can I learn Russian?
(10:20) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: which i got mistaken with "hi" and RON was like 'hui' is Russian for 'Dick'
(10:20) PMP: lol
(10:20) PMP: da=yes
(10:21) PMP: wait, i have a dictionary
(10:21) PMP: lol, it's in cirylic
(10:22) PMP: ï ûюñûю òðѠRon = I love you RON
(10:23) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: LOL
(10:23) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: how did u right those wierd letters
(10:23) PMP: ich liebe du Hess
(10:23) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N:
(10:23) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: <3
(10:23) PMP:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr- translator
(10:24) PMP: I love you in a non gay way
(10:24) PMP: LOL
(10:25) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: there should be a translator built into msn
(10:25) PMP: maybe
(10:25) PMP: there's certainly a script
(10:25) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: hmm
(10:26) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: WTF
(10:26) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: i typed 'Hey úðöôþõ' into MTA
(10:27) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: and it came up with 'Hey ?????'
(10:27) PMP: yup, it doesn't work on MTA
(10:27) PMP: I was trying to get banned for speaking japanese
(10:27) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßv
(10:27) PMP: lol
(10:28) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: OMFG
(10:28) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: this fucking keyboard doesn't have the Euro symbol
(10:29) PMP: LOL, why would you need it?
(10:29) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: does yours have it
(10:29) PMP: anyway prees e+ alt Gr
(10:29) PMP: yes, I'm in europe
(10:30) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: ã“んã«ã¡ã¯ç§ÂÂã¯è»ÅÂ
(10:30) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ewhats Gr?
(10:30) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: David ¥ Heß ¥ [NS]Hess ¥ New Skills needs German keyboard
(10:31) PMP: Today as for me car???
(10:31) PMP: whats with your car?
The very next day…it got sooo funny that we had to called Mex, Mex is great to test the conversation's funny level cause he hardly ever laughs at stupidity.

(12:32) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: öäü Ö=
(12:32) PMP: You made it
(12:32) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N:
(12:32) PMP: ¨ö
(12:32) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: yomg it has degree sign
(12:32) PMP: ä¨d¨röüöö
(12:32) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
(12:33) PMP: Not on my keyboard but whatever
(12:34) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: now i just need to find ß on my kezboard
(12:34) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: WTF
(12:34) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: z
(12:34) PMP: lol
(12:34) PMP: kezboard
(12:34) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: theres no z button
(12:34) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N:
(12:34) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: OMFG
(12:34) PMP: kezboard, ROFL
(12:34) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: yyyy
(12:35) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: oh
(12:35) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: y and z and swapped
(12:35) PMP: thats odd
(12:36) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: FOUNT IT
(12:37) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
(12:37) PMP: Where is it
(12:37) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ß
(12:37) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: uhm
(12:37) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: the - button
(12:37) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: next to 0
(12:37) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: is zour kezboard in german mode_
(12:37) PMP: Dude, my key board has no - next to 0
(12:37) PMP: no
(12:38) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: oh ffs
(12:38) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: fucking y and z
(12:38) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ÖS
(12:38) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: OMG
(12:38) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: im trzign to do smilezs
(12:38) PMP: is zour kezboard in german mode OLOLOLOLOL
(12:38) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: no equals button...
(12:38) PMP: im trzign to do smilezs
(12:39) [NS]Mex foi adicionado àconversação.
(12:39) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: lol
(12:39) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: mex, i managed to fuck up mz kezboard
(12:39) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: z equals y
(12:39) PMP: mz kezboard
(12:40) [NS]Mex: lol
(12:40) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: i have no eqüäls button
(12:40) [NS]Mex: check language settings for kayboard in control panel
(12:40) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
(12:40) PMP: eqüäls
(12:40) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: zeah i was messing around with that
(12:40) PMP:
(12:40) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: i like this setting if i can get used to it
(12:41) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: degree sign °°°°°°°°°°°°°°
(12:41) [NS]Mex: Êš
(12:42) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: whats that lol
(12:42) [NS]Mex: alt and 666
(12:42) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: when i press alt it gets out of the window...
(12:43) PMP: me too
(12:43) [NS]Mex: hold alt down
(12:43) PMP: uhhh
(12:43) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: where
(12:43) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: how long
(12:43) PMP: é’¦ë±â€Â⤅咫
(12:44) PMP: lol, if you get alt + 155243465 you get chinese simbols
(12:44) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: mazbe coy zou got chinese kezboard ÖP
(12:44) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: omfg
(12:44) PMP: <--I'm laughing to death!!!!
(12:45) [NS]Mex: É
(12:45) [NS]Mex: until uve typed the number hes
(12:45) PMP: Çâ€Â厧飇
(12:45) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: wha_
(12:45) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: do i need chinese keyboard
(12:45) PMP: lol
(12:46) PMP: nope
(12:46) [NS]Mex alterou o estado para Ocupado
(12:47) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: hmm
(12:47) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: Alt Gr_
(12:47) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: or just normal alt
(12:47) PMP: normal
(12:47) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: wtf wheres mz question mark
(12:47) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ___
(12:47) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: omg
(12:47) PMP: numbers on the num pad
(12:47) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ohhhhhhhhhhh
(12:47) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: lmao
(12:47) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: ♣5
(12:48) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: it just does a square
(12:48) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: ♣♣ââ€â€Ã¢â‚¬Â¹ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚¢
(12:48) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: ♥33♣♦â™ÂÂ
(12:48) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N:
(12:49) PMP: get higher mums like 12111111111111
(12:49) PMP: 劉
(12:49) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: mums_
(12:49) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: lol
(12:49) PMP: lol
(12:49) [NS]Mex alterou o estado para Online
(12:50) PMP: I'm gona use my JP keyboard
(12:50) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: Ã’фüшò àуыыòурцфÿúыòûõúòðы
(12:50) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: Ã’ëÃÂÂÂÃÂâ€ÂÃ’ыþрÿðûыòÿрыòûфðÿр
(12:50) [NS]Mex: ꊉ︻䥞ëâ€Â«î•Žã…¬å¡ƒëŒ˜Ãâ€Â渖
(12:50) PMP: lol
(12:50) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: ÷ь÷ шы ÿфý
(12:50) PMP: Mex is egiptian
(12:50) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: òщ ýщó óтòуúыõфтõ õршы
(12:50) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: ÃÂâ€ÂéÃÂâ€Â
(12:50) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: ÃÂâ€ÂéÃÂâ€Â
(12:50) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: ôщô
(12:50) David Â¥ Heß Â¥ [N: щьÿ
(12:50) David ¥ Heß ¥ [N: фффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффффр