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[UberPwner]

Me talking to Rod

D says (12:41 PM):
See the song im listening to?
   ////  CMG  -    - says (12:41 PM):
yea i see
D says (12:41 PM):
Great Song it is
   ////  CMG  -    - says (12:41 PM):
Master Yoda you are?
D says (12:42 PM):
Master Yoda, I am
   ////  CMG  -    - says (12:42 PM):
haha



I am D

 

[Amon Ra]

My name: With Great Victory, Comes Great Sacrifice says
My Friends Name: Fernando Varlea

Fernando Varlea says:
LOL
With Great Victory, Comes Great Sacrifice says:
? Why lol O_O ?
Fernando Varlea says:
i dont know just LOL

wtf 

[Squeak]

Me and Chase_Greggor on MSN, GOATSE fans unite!!!



Chase says:
I will rape you anally 
Squeak says:
Im looking forward to it
Squeak says:
babe*
Chase says:
me too
Squeak says:
*moans
Chase says:
Like my msn pic?
Chase says:
its me
Squeak says:
nice
Chase says:
lol jk
Chase says:
its not my

Chase says:
but I love the guy's face
Squeak says:
ORLY?
Chase says:
its like hes saying
Chase says:
I will touch your penis
Squeak says:
Yummyz
Squeak says:
 (i DID A  blowjob Smiley)
Chase says:
I'd like to thank you for talking to me, and I'd like to give you a nice big fuck\
Squeak says:
 :O Icon)
Squeak says:
 (Pyong Love icon)
Chase says:
   (Chases Penis Emoticon)
Squeak says:
      (penis icon
Chase says:
check out my msn pic now *he put a pic of the goatse guy*
Squeak says:
omgwtf.
Squeak says:
That's just wRONg
Squeak says:
oh god
Squeak says:
jesus
Squeak says:
  CHANGE IT
Squeak says:
its nasty
Squeak says:
omg/
Squeak says: *he chanegs it back*
ty
Squeak says:
ffs I couldnt talk to you
Squeak says:
without looking at it
Squeak says:
IT WAZ LYKE   THATS SOME F*CKED UP SHIT
Squeak says:
Why do you even have that picture?
Squeak says:
wait nvm
Squeak says:
dont answer
Squeak says:
..
Squeak says:
I dont wanna know
Chase says:*he put another*
lolol
Squeak says:
ffs chase
Squeak says:
you're one fucked up dude
Squeak says:
 (domo kun emoticon)
Squeak says:
DOMO KUN IZ NOT PLEASED
Squeak says:
ugh
Squeak says:
*sigh
Chase says:
thats pictures of the goatse guy
Squeak says:
omg
Chase says:
its from his collection*he put another one*
Squeak says:
thats more f*cked up
Squeak says:
wtf..
Squeak says:
Collection!?!?
Squeak says:
jezus
Squeak says:
O_o
Chase says:
this ones better
Squeak says:
....&*
Squeak says:
&...&
Squeak says:
omg
Squeak says:* I put one of Domo*
Mine Pwnz yours
Squeak says:
yours is f*cked up..
Squeak says:
like 
Squeak says:
god chase..
Squeak says:
ffs
Squeak says:*he put another THE WORST ONE EVUR*
omg wTF
Squeak says:
 (Pyong doing a FFS Face)
Squeak says:
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT>?!>!>
Chase says:
his anus
Squeak says:
LOOKS LIKE THAT ALIEN MOVIE
Squeak says:
JESUS H CHRIST
Squeak says:
  ITS GONNA EAT ME
Squeak says:
 (Pyong FFS facE)
Squeak says:
GOD DAMN JOO

Squeak says:
:*(
Squeak says:
*sigh
Chase says:
had enough?
Squeak says:
YES!
Chase says:
FBI should do this for interrogation tactics
Squeak says:
orly
Squeak says:
FBI CANT CRACK ME!
Squeak says:
MUAHAHAHA
Squeak says:
I R 1337

[lavamike]

(3:12 PM) Lavamike : Gimli(5) has joined the server.
/ban 5 What does this button do?  :O
(3:12 PM) Lavamike :   
(3:14 PM) Gimli / xcasio: ?
(3:14 PM) Lavamike : ?
(3:14 PM) Gimli / xcasio: what is that?
(3:14 PM) Lavamike : what is what?
(3:14 PM) Gimli / xcasio: that button thing :S
(3:14 PM) Lavamike : lmfao...
(3:14 PM) Lavamike : funny msn logs   
(3:15 PM) Lavamike : you nubkat
(3:15 PM) Lavamike : lol
(3:15 PM) Lavamike : The Ban Button
(3:15 PM) Lavamike : Big red button
(3:15 PM) Lavamike : ban hammer
(3:15 PM) Lavamike : never heard of those things?
(3:15 PM) Gimli / xcasio:  :S
(3:15 PM) Lavamike : just.. nevrmind
(3:15 PM) Lavamike : Your too old granny
(3:15 PM) Lavamike :   :razz:

[Chill]

The words marked with "****" is because to censur the porn links =).


Fredrik says:
you cant say ice cream isnt the best thing which have ever happend to you right?
Tice   says:
yes i can
Fredrik says:
No
Fredrik says:
You cant
Tice   says:
better things have happened to me then ice cream
Fredrik says:
how... dare... you...
Fredrik says:
Pff
Tice   says:
owned
Fredrik says:
Go here and you'll understand what I mean...
Fredrik says:
ww*.sour****.com
Fredrik says:
or *ww.sour****.com
Fredrik says:
I don't remember
Tice   says:
what!!?!?
Fredrik says:
did you go in there?
Tice   says:
no
Tice   says:
give me a sec
Fredrik says:
go there -.-
Fredrik says:
It'll make you understand the stuff 'bout icecream
Fredrik says:
went there yet? ..
Fredrik says:
and no it's not something as stupid as ww*.lemon*****.org -.-
Tice   says:
it tells me i need a logon
Tice   says:
lemon***** is great
Fredrik says:
login?
Fredrik says:
logon*
Fredrik says:
try both links
Fredrik says:
sour****.com
Fredrik says:
and then sour*****.com
Fredrik says:
I don't remember
Tice   says:
none of them work except lemon**** but i don't need that to work
Fredrik says:
FFS WHY DO YOUR DAMN COMPUTER HATE GAYPORN POPUPS
Fredrik says:
JESUS
Fredrik says:
-.-
Tice   says:
lol!
Fredrik says:
I guess you saw that through anyways but whatever
Tice   says:
omg check this out
Fredrik says:
rofl o
Fredrik says:
no
Fredrik says:
I won't
Tice   says:
icecream.****.org
Fredrik says:
wow***.com
Tice   says:
CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fredrik says:
hahaha
Tice   says:
meat****.com
Fredrik says:
w*w.wow***.com
Fredrik says:
really
Tice   says:
ww*.instantrim****.com
Fredrik says:
rofl
Tice   says:
no seriously that one isn't bad
Tice   says:
it's funny
Fredrik says:
ww*.wow***.com
Fredrik says:
isn't eitehr
Fredrik says:
seriously
Fredrik says:
it's funny
Tice   says:
i'm not dumb
Fredrik says:
me neither
Tice   says:
i've been on these a million times
Fredrik says:
rofl



No offense to gay people, Tice just made me laugh at this one. :P

[Alsatian]

Really, really annoying contact of mine, Its like a daily routine, he says the same thing in order every day  :roll:

Che: YOOOOOOOO!
Me: Yo i gotta GOOOOOOO!
*/\/\/o.ODAVIDO.o\/\/\ Signed out

....  :hit:

[Fabio]

My MSN coversation with Al lol... (Selected Lines)

Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
AlSforza says:
TUPIIIII
AlSforza says:
?
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
got vc? ^_^?
AlSforza says:
no
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
-.-
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
1 more thing
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
Arjun left...
Sergio @' soneca says:
oki
Sergio @' soneca says:
i already knew that
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
and 1 mroe thing
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
Evil and Elite and Shadow left sforza aswell
Sergio @' soneca says:
to join arj?
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
rofl
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
u hardly know the member list do u
Sergio @' soneca says:
tupac
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
=-=
Sergio @' soneca says:
i know the member list but as u told me that i assumed that they joined and left again
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
ROFL
Sergio @' soneca says:
i understood
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
p0nk
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
Spoink
Sergio @' soneca says:
i have a shitty life u know
Sergio @' soneca says:
spoink laroik
Sergio @' soneca says:
what
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
rofl wth
Sergio @' soneca says:
lol
Sergio @' soneca says:
i have maaaaaaaaaaaaany stuff to do
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
u ponk lol
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
ok bai lol
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
am gna go SA:MP
Sergio @' soneca says:
games are not a priority
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
WAIT WAI TWAIT
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
FINAL FINAL
Sergio @' soneca says:
ok
Sergio @' soneca says:
ponk
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
We have a SA:MP and a MTASA Division
Sergio @' soneca says:
tell me sum thin new
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
okay
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
ur a ponk
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
happy?
Sergio @' soneca says:
whats a ponk?
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
its a made up typo
Sergio @' soneca says:
WHATTA HELL IS PONK!
Sir Tupac Capone Sforza says:
ORFL

[Dexter]

We had some chat with Cr4igo and nexxt was djing and he played Britney Spears - you want piece of me. So i asked if Cr4ig0 is listening.

18.12.2008  17:13:08  Dexter  Cr4ig0  you are listening?
18.12.2008  17:13:14  Dexter  Cr4ig0  huh (nudge)
18.12.2008  17:13:14  Cr4ig0  Dexter  sorry lol
18.12.2008  17:13:21  Cr4ig0  Dexter  no i'm watching youtube
18.12.2008  17:13:31  Dexter  Cr4ig0  you wanna oiece of me?
18.12.2008  17:13:35  Dexter  Cr4ig0  piece*
18.12.2008  17:13:44  Cr4ig0  Dexter  i dont know... which part?
18.12.2008  17:13:49  Dexter  Cr4ig0  lool
18.12.2008  17:13:54  Dexter  Cr4ig0  Britney Spears
18.12.2008  17:13:54  Cr4ig0  Dexter  dont say the obvious one
18.12.2008  17:14:26  Dexter  Cr4ig0  the finger?
18.12.2008  17:14:38  Cr4ig0  Dexter  i dont like britney
18.12.2008  17:15:19  Dexter  Cr4ig0  well crazy biatch but hot :S
18.12.2008  17:15:34  Cr4ig0  Dexter  dude she's 50 years old ffs
18.12.2008  17:15:57  Cr4ig0  Dexter  her skin is hanging off her bones it's just everything but not hot
18.12.2008  17:16:04  Dexter  Cr4ig0  what?
18.12.2008  17:16:09  Dexter  Cr4ig0  umm
18.12.2008  17:16:27  Dexter  Cr4ig0  what are you talking about?
18.12.2008  17:16:37  Cr4ig0  Dexter  britney is not hot
18.12.2008  17:16:48  Dexter  Cr4ig0  Britney Spears is 50?? lool
18.12.2008  17:16:53  Cr4ig0  Dexter  yeah
18.12.2008  17:17:03  Dexter  Cr4ig0  you high?
18.12.2008  17:17:06  Cr4ig0  Dexter  no
18.12.2008  17:17:09  Cr4ig0  Dexter  i just got up
18.12.2008  17:17:14  Cr4ig0  Dexter  still tired lol
18.12.2008  17:17:19  Cr4ig0  Dexter  but she IS 50
18.12.2008  17:17:37  Dexter  Cr4ig0  lool
18.12.2008  17:17:44  Dexter  Cr4ig0  he is not lol
18.12.2008  17:17:46  Dexter  Cr4ig0  she
18.12.2008  17:18:04  Cr4ig0  Dexter  u think britney is a guy?
18.12.2008  17:18:11  Dexter  Cr4ig0  lol shut up lol
18.12.2008  17:18:20  Dexter  Cr4ig0  SHE IS 27
18.12.2008  17:18:20  Cr4ig0  Dexter  ok :x
18.12.2008  17:18:33  Cr4ig0  Dexter  IN THAT PICTURE YOUR CRACKING ONE OFF TO
18.12.2008  17:18:42  Dexter  Cr4ig0  wha?
18.12.2008  17:18:47  Cr4ig0  Dexter  lol
18.12.2008  17:19:38  Dexter  Cr4ig0  http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Britney-Spears/Britney-Spears-243.JPG
18.12.2008  17:19:46  Dexter  Cr4ig0  that looks 50 to you?
18.12.2008  17:19:53  Dexter  Cr4ig0  :P
18.12.2008  17:19:59  Cr4ig0  Dexter  it's an old photo
18.12.2008  17:20:11  Dexter  Cr4ig0  yeah about couple yers old
18.12.2008  17:20:32  Cr4ig0  Dexter  it's a grainy photo... it's like 20-30 years old
18.12.2008  17:20:52  Dexter  Cr4ig0  whaaa..i really hope you are joking with this :P
18.12.2008  17:21:05  Cr4ig0  Dexter  well for your sak i will say i am
18.12.2008  17:21:09  Cr4ig0  Dexter  *sake
18.12.2008  17:21:45  Dexter  Cr4ig0  she borned 1981
18.12.2008  17:21:59  Cr4ig0  Dexter  you sure?
18.12.2008  17:22:05  Dexter  Cr4ig0  yes lol
18.12.2008  17:22:17  Cr4ig0  Dexter  ok whatever makes you happy dex... 
18.12.2008  17:22:31  Dexter  Cr4ig0  dude
18.12.2008  17:22:43  Dexter  Cr4ig0  you really are saying Britney is 50?
18.12.2008  17:22:56  Cr4ig0  Dexter  well i may be wrong but yes
18.12.2008  17:23:20  Dexter  Cr4ig0  and you are not now thinking about Madonna or someone else?
18.12.2008  17:23:34  Cr4ig0  Dexter  oh shit... yeah it was madonna lol
18.12.2008  17:24:03  Cr4ig0  Dexter  whatever you do though... i better not find this on argo forums or i will hunt you down and destroy you
18.12.2008  17:24:12  Dexter  Cr4ig0  hahahah
18.12.2008  17:24:20  Dexter  Cr4ig0  good idea :P

Don't worry he agreed that this would be funny to add 

[Cr4ig0]

lol that was an awesome conversation... i felt like a right idiot at the end tho :S

[Omri]

Dexter siger:
who is this?
  Loubani   siger:
Oh
  Loubani   siger:
I'm sorry I have not been able to tell you, but I have changed MSN because of some technical reasons with my other account - I'm Gandalf
  Loubani   siger:
YOU WILL NOT PASS!
Loubani   siger:
I'm joking !!, i'm Omri 
Dexter siger:
ummm..for some reason i am little unsure 
Loubani   siger:
LOL
Loubani   siger:
I got you 
Dexter siger:
DAMN!
Dexter siger:
i thought u was some crazy maniac

I been boring entire day as I made my exam rapport finish and I thought I should Punk [R*]Dexter a little

[Dexter]

Haha you seriously got me there. Have no clue who you was but i was sure that you were not Gandalf  :roll:

[cumbia_chorra]

With Jserg:
Jserg: who are you?
Matute: does my nik doesnt tell you anything?
Jserg: Matute?
Matute: ye lol
Jserg:
 

[sinamun]

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:) [Rstar]Wdoyle2 - Haldir - Borris :) Argonath and Paruni Developer :) Woohoo Certified Dreamspark Student :) says:
dammit bby only if you were here to give me head again.
:) [Rstar]Wdoyle2 - Haldir - Borris :) Argonath and Paruni Developer :) Woohoo Certified Dreamspark Student :) says:
SHIT
:) [Rstar]Wdoyle2 - Haldir - Borris :) Argonath and Paruni Developer :) Woohoo Certified Dreamspark Student :) says:
WRONG FUKING CONVO
:) [Rstar]Wdoyle2 - Haldir - Borris :) Argonath and Paruni Developer :) Woohoo Certified Dreamspark Student :) says:
SHIT MSN
:) [Rstar]Wdoyle2 - Haldir - Borris :) Argonath and Paruni Developer :) Woohoo Certified Dreamspark Student :) says:
STUPID CRAP

It was aimed at a girl whom i know She is very nice and helpful in many way
Damn msn Im making sure at whom i speak to now

soo.. you give head to men?

[Fabio]

Haha Omri LOL 

[Cr4ig0]

  Loubani   siger:
YOU WILL NOT PASS!

its you SHALL not pass... for future reference