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RUDE Joke

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on: January 21, 2008, 12:43:41 pm
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife,

"Wife,we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you. I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices.
1 You come fishing with me and the dog.
2 You give me a BLOW JOB.. or
3 You take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again,

 "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options..

You'll HAVE to do one of them!

I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I
expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back,

"Well! What have you decided?
FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind,

" O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants.

The wife is on her knees doing the business.

Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes
absolutely disgusting. It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband

"The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

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Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 12:45:53 pm
OMFG

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I AM ROFLMAO MYSELF!

That was a really funny and good joke

I want more


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Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 12:52:20 pm
ROFLMFAO :rofl:


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Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 12:52:43 pm
good one



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Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 12:53:57 pm
I lol'd



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Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 01:11:27 pm
OMG!!  :rofl: good  :lol: :lol:


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Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 01:14:05 pm
LOL!!! :rofl:



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Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 03:37:17 pm
Made me laugh :)

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Reply #8 on: January 21, 2008, 03:51:59 pm
Ewwww hahahaha :rofl:

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Reply #9 on: January 21, 2008, 04:18:22 pm
lol thats a good one :rofl:


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Reply #10 on: January 21, 2008, 05:18:45 pm
ROFLMAO  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



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Reply #11 on: January 21, 2008, 05:20:12 pm
Ever tryed, but i think it isnt with so bad taste


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Reply #12 on: January 22, 2008, 12:06:00 am
Lol, I remember that one... I think it was on the sharts jokes thread.

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