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Reply #75 on: July 07, 2017, 12:43:51 am
This topic is one of the only reasons I still visit this forum.


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Reply #76 on: July 07, 2017, 01:22:29 am
Quote from: sausage on July 06, 2017, 11:22:21 pm
sorry for no news today we have a big internal meeting and we will have stories for yall soon

sad news :( here is a song to keep ur pants up ready to bust them pigs



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Reply #77 on: July 07, 2017, 02:07:42 am


PSA

we apologise for the lack of news stories today we have been very busy with an internal issue however it has been resolved and in the coming days, stories will roll out much more. HOWEVER, we do not just say sorry and then leave you like nothing happened and call it even stevens, we are ANNOUNCINGa new section. THATS RIGHT, THE MEME section. we'll give you a taste of what it looks like. have a great day ;)








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Reply #78 on: July 07, 2017, 02:13:15 am
Quote from: sausage on July 07, 2017, 02:07:42 am


PSA

we apologise for the lack of news stories today we have been very busy with an internal issue however it has been resolved and in the coming days, stories will roll out much more. HOWEVER, we do not just say sorry and then leave you like nothing happened and call it even stevens, we are ANNOUNCING a new comics section. THATS RIGHT, THE MEME section. we'll give you a taste of what it looks like. have a great day ;)





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Reply #79 on: July 07, 2017, 02:26:20 am
Quote from: sausage on July 07, 2017, 02:07:42 am


PSA

we apologise for the lack of news stories today we have been very busy with an internal issue however it has been resolved and in the coming days, stories will roll out much more. HOWEVER, we do not just say sorry and then leave you like nothing happened and call it even stevens, we are ANNOUNCINGa new section. THATS RIGHT, THE MEME section. we'll give you a taste of what it looks like. have a great day ;)





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Reply #80 on: July 07, 2017, 02:43:46 am


daily news 5 page 1

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION HIRES.... SASQUATCH?!?!





whats next, yall gonna hire manbearpig?





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Reply #81 on: July 07, 2017, 03:29:22 am
Quote from: Loupidd on July 06, 2017, 01:45:40 am
application for join SAN
1) ig name: (insert here)loupid
2) rate ur photography skill: (insert here)0
3) can u install a mod?: (insert here) yes!!
4) in one sentence explain why u want to join: (insert here) I'm ex el rasta gringos don

we have finally received your application and we are very happy to say that ur application has been set on 1/4 pending and 3/4 accepted.youu may start posting news with our special format. meet you for your interview soon!

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Reply #82 on: July 07, 2017, 03:53:06 pm
Quote from: sausage on July 07, 2017, 02:43:46 am
whats next, yall gonna hire manbearpig?

Might be.


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Reply #83 on: July 07, 2017, 07:14:41 pm
FBI currently hired sasquatch , next is manbearpig said SAN News founder..So good luck FBI's.


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Reply #84 on: July 08, 2017, 12:02:00 am
the new fbi is stronk than the previous fbi, fucking shit matthew is gone thank god.


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Reply #85 on: July 08, 2017, 12:23:21 am
hey guys pls take the debate to a discord channel or pm's im here to just establish and post the facts  ;)


today i could not manage to get any stories today for you guys i am very sorry so dinokid23 junior was told to post another photo in the funnies section, enjoy!!




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Reply #86 on: July 08, 2017, 12:42:56 am
Good luck dino.



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Reply #87 on: July 08, 2017, 12:58:38 am
Quote from: sausage on July 08, 2017, 12:23:21 am
hey guys pls take the debate to a discord channel or pm's im here to just establish and post the facts  ;)


today i could not manage to get any stories today for you guys i am very sorry so dinokid23 junior was told to post another photo in the funnies section, enjoy!!



Thaha  :lol:


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Reply #89 on: July 08, 2017, 07:35:47 am
This is the way our government officials are treating homeless/poor people on the streets of our state, It is high time to decide.
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