[GONZALES CORP.] The Well Stacked Pizza Co. [DT Branch]

[SamirM]

[You scroll down an internet ad in your potatoe Commodore 64 lmao]





Feeling hungry?

In Downtown?



Got money?



I know just the place for you!

The Well Stacked Pizza in Downtown has the best italian pizza you probably haven't tasted in years!



It's professional chiefs and waiters will make you have a royal feeling in our restaurant, as ironically, to us, the CUSTOMER is the KING!


What are you waiting for? Why are you still reading? Grab your wallet, your stomach and grab one of our delicacies, TODAY!
OR!
Order one for only +$5 per delivery added to your bill including phone bills!


Good prices, good location, good food, cheap and instant delivery, haven't I convinced you enough?!
We have a range of extra foods, such as a salad if you're the dietary type, and more!
The WSP in Downtown will give you a welcoming feeling everytime you enter through that big door!

GUARANTEED!

Sponsored by Gonzales Corporations. Any and all copying will result in your head being severed off with a chainsaw a lawsuit

[SamirM]

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[Silent]

Why should i choose this pizza place and not the haiti one

[SamirM]

Why should i choose this pizza place and not the haiti one

Bcs their pizzas aren't as good as ours m8
And it's convenient if you're robbing buying shit at the jewelery store

[Agent002]

This is golden.

[Klaus]

You should buy all the Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurants and own the entire chain. That'd be pretty cool.

[SamirM]

You should buy all the Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurants and own the entire chain. That'd be pretty cool.

+ if only lmao
Just that most of them won't give it over

[Maddy]

Yo, I own the pizza place at VP, I'm ready to sell it for um..... 19 trillion dollars.

[SamirM]

Yo, I own the pizza place at VP, I'm ready to sell it for um..... 19 trillion dollars.

Deal.

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