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[Huntsman]

The last Battlefield I purchased was three and will not purchase any further titles.
They have turned Battlefield into your ordinary cash grab, like Call of Duty. You pay full retail price for an incomplete and then they expect you to pay even more ridiculous amounts of money for DLC that should have been part of the game in the first place. What happened to titles like Battlefield 1942, Battlefield 2 and Vietnam, where you would buy a COMPLETE game, and even if there was an expansion pack afterwards, it would actually add a lot of new stuff to the game, rather than "We give you 4 new maps! That'll be 40 dollars pls". Plus the fact that they dropped the modding support alone for a franchise in which the modding community was thriving. I myself bought Battlefield 2 back in 2010 when that game was already 5 years old just so I could play Forgotten Hope and Project Reality mods. Same with 1942. As a hardcore fan of the original titles, I can't help but feel ripped off by buying Battlefield 3. Therefore, never going to happen again. They ruined it. Just as they will ruin this one as well, I guarantee.

I mean, paid DLC to Access the French and Russian armies? One of the most important ones in WWI scenario?  WHAT THE HELL?

[Vitorrio]

I mean, paid DLC to Access the French and Russian armies? One of the most important ones in WWI scenario? WHAT THE HELL?

Welcome to the newest way of grabbing cash. All companies that are known for making AAA games are doing it now. If you don't like it, I'd suggest you to play indie (independent) games, since they at least still respect the players and offer them an experience to enjoy.
For example, I remember when I saw a game called "Cuphead" (which actually took a few years to be developed) that could be pre-ordered from the Microsoft Store as a Microsoft exclusive title. At the time (I think it was around the end of August), I thought it was a neat game, suitable for a taking a break. After its release, lots of people praised it for being "similar to Dark Souls".
Too long; didn't read: Big game and software companies only care for the money, and they have always done so. Nowadays, they've taken that desire for money even further. Luckily, there are a few developers who want to make enjoyable games.

[Chase]

I eat my own shit. Yes I do. I know why I do it too, and you probably want to know why I do it.

Now, let me just address this: some people have accused me of being a coprophile. That's just a really big word for people like me who eat their own shit. I don't like to classify or label myself, so I just tell people, "No, I just eat my own shit." My family is very accepting of my practice, even though it puts a damper on Thanksgiving dinner with the family.

The first reason as to why I consume my own faeces is that it tastes damn good. I sprinkle it with a bit of pepper and oregano and chow down. I don't even need napkins. It's finger-lickin' good. I crave the taste of it.

The second reason as to why my excrement is a regular part of my diet is that it helps me lose weight. It's obvious that, if nothing goes into you except what came out of you, you can't gain weight. Losing weight is important because I am training to become a synchronized swimmer and my piano teacher said, "You're gonna need to lose at least 280 lbs. by next Friday."

The third reason for enjoying my poop cuisine is that I am poor and cannot afford food or window curtains. You know what that means. That means all of my neighbors see me eat my own shit. I'll admit, I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, but I really am tired of the police coming to my house and asking me about possibly moving out of the neighborhood and into a psych ward. I won't go there again, because they don't let you eat your own shit there. They make you eat things like pizza and goulash.

The fourth purpose for devouring my own doodoo is that I am an advocate of recycling. I believe that no waste should be wasted. This is why I also regularly drink my own urine. My urine is full of electrolytes, which are what plants crave. My urine was once yellow, but now it is red. My doctor said it has something to do with my kidneys shutting down or something like that. The funny part is that instead of my pee being yellow, my skin is turning yellow now! Speaking of which, Excrement is full of antioxidants and has no remaining sugar that would promote tooth decay.

Edit: This is not why I lost my children to the state. They deemed me to be an unfit parent because I left my son in the car and the car was stolen by some guy named Peppers or something. This is why all of my vehicles are now rigged with explosives (the police said I could have them as long as I don't park my car in anymore handicapped parking spots).

Oh, and I eat my own shit.