Hayden Presents: Corrupt Wish Game

[Fatboy_Rob]

Offtopic:  Hayden, where'd you got this idea from? ... 

Freind of mine over at LSRP


Granted. You are invisible to only your eyes, to others - still visible.

I wish the political war in the off topic forum would stop.

[WDoyle]

Granted, but you find that george bush was outside your house asking you to vote, then mr clinton smashes your windows telling you to vote for his wife then some black man tells you not to vote else you will die like his grandad did when they were first allowed to vote.
You then vote and become a head on someones plate at your local supermarket's restuarant.

I wish for my 50mb broadband to hurry up as i have to wait till novermeber at the minute

[PMP]

Wish granted but your cables don't support enough speed and you end up only with 20Mb

I wish to rule the universe with an empire on billion clones

[Celiolith]

Granted, however your clones will be corrupted and take suicide.

I wish that I became the best RPer in the whole universe

[Trojan_Fabrizio]

Granted, however your clones will be corrupted and take suicide.

I wish that I became the best RPer in the whole universe

Granted, but you chase a criminal, you accidentaly shoot him when he has surrendered and now everyone turns against you. You get pissed and hack the server and get banned.

I wish for a new motorcycle.

[Fatboy_Rob]

Granted. But its this one.



I wish for my prison Idea to get accepted + Scripted into SAMP Server

[WDoyle]

Granted, but when im editing the map files i accidently trigger a sequence of automatic ban on entry causing no one to be allowed to visit your prison.

I wish that skype wouldn't lag my pc when ingame.

[Watahell]

Granted, but as soon as you open your mouth, your mic explodes ur teeth

I wish Tider could give me more pr0n

[Fatboy_Rob]

Granted. But its old women pr0n

I wish i wasent such a fatty

[BlackBird]

Granted. But its old women pr0n

I wish i wasent such a fatty

Granted but two days later you will die of aneraxia

i wish i had 400k non counterfeit, money with bodygaurds who wont turn on me

(good luck with that one  :razz: )

[schfifty]

Granted, but the body guards suck and a I steal your money from you with out them even noticing!

I wish I had paper for my printer with ink.

[BlackBird]

Granted, but the body guards suck and a I steal your money from you with out them even noticing!

I wish I had paper for my printer with ink.

Granted but the paper spontaniuosly combusts, The ink explodes in your face and you catch fire and die

I wish my Bodygaurds got better and stole my money back

[schfifty]

Granted, However they get so good they finally understand they could get a better job...they quit and trash your name around the world.

I wish you would lose all your insurance and your money would be burnt into tiny tiny fragments of ash.

[BlackBird]

Granted, However they get so good they finally understand they could get a better job...they quit and trash your name around the world.

I wish you would lose all your insurance and your money would be burnt into tiny tiny fragments of ash.

Granted but i soon marry a rich and famous model who has millions of dollars

I Wish President Bsh would stop sucking donkey balls

[Alsatian]

granted, but he sucks them now and again lol

i wish everyone got what they want