Hayden Presents: Corrupt Wish Game

[Pandalink]

Granted, but in revelation of sudden wellness, you run out into the street and get hit by a car.

I wish that all Milk was Chocolate Milk.

[MrEcks]

Granted, but the chocolate is bitter as all hell.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

[[Rstar]Razor]

Granted, but the system cant handle a quit so you get a system error instead

I wish my ass was made of chocolate so people kiss it
(too much )

[stiffler2100]

granted, but you fart and the chocolate goes moldy

i wish i was brown

[[Rstar]Razor]

Granted, but your crap

I wish you die and nobody could relive you

[9r2e5i3k]

Granted, but you die along with me. kthxbai.

I wish I would know everything.

[Squeak]

Granted But everything is about Homosexuality.

I wish i had Some new shoes.

[Petey]

Granted, but those shoes were made out of poo

i wish i had my girl with me now

[Squeak]

Granted. But "She" had a penis.

i wish I had a PB&J.

[DeeJay]

Granted. you recieve a penisbottle & jizz with it

I wish everyone a merry easter

[Pandalink]

Granted, but during the Easter Egg hunt you forget one of the eggs and it slowly grows over the years into a tiny civilisation which build flying ships with tiny guns that can shoot you and they deploy a tiny nuclear missile which destroys your house and creates a field of radiation killing all the grass in your lawn.

*Breath*  :wow:

I wish there really was an alternate world of Amestris, like in Fullmetal Alchemist. 

[X~Shaheen~X]

granted but even though i dont know what that is, it all turns too poo

i wish i had potato chip spawning power

[MrEcks]

Granted but you yourself turn into a potato chip and somehow eat yourself. So, in turn, you committed suicide.

I wish that guy above me, and the guy above him were a couple.

[schfifty]

Granted but their "Domestic Partnership" takes a turn for the worse and they break up...

I wish that my room was clean

[Fatboy_Rob]

Granted. But your kid sister brings in an Army of kids and trashes it as soon as you clean it.

I wish i had some people from Argonath to play COD4 Online with.